getting poked with a burning pitchfork for all eternity simulator
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
getting poked with a burning pitchfork for all eternity simulator
treat people like peasants and eventually you'll get a pitchfork through your neck
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
treat people like peasants and eventually you'll get a pitchfork through your neck
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
My "Not a pedo, just a pedant" t-shirt is raising ques--hey, why are you pointing that pitchfork at me?
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My "Not a pedo, just a pedant" t-shirt is raising ques--hey, why are you pointing that pitchfork at me?
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
Fun Fact: My mother wouldn’t take me to the hospital that time I was impaled by a rusty old pitchfork, until the space shuttle “Challenger” was successfully launched
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fun Fact: My mother wouldn’t take me to the hospital that time I was impaled by a rusty old pitchfork, until the space shuttle “Challenger” was successfully launched
Pitchfork & torch making party, my house, tonight. Be there.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pitchfork & torch making party, my house, tonight. Be there.
A bomb holding a pitchfork 💪🏻
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A bomb holding a pitchfork 💪🏻
*banging pitchfork and torch on table* VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE!
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*banging pitchfork and torch on table* VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE!
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
i take back everything i said in defense of indigo de souza.
having a months long crash out that concludes with wearing your mid review at your pitchfork festival set is pretty gosh darn pathetic.
not to mention you shouldn’t use someone’s full name on a shirt without permission. weird imho.
having a months long crash out that concludes with wearing your mid review at your pitchfork festival set is pretty gosh darn pathetic.
not to mention you shouldn’t use someone’s full name on a shirt without permission. weird imho.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i take back everything i said in defense of indigo de souza.
having a months long crash out that concludes with wearing your mid review at your pitchfork festival set is pretty gosh darn pathetic.
not to mention you shouldn’t use someone’s full name on a shirt without permission. weird imho.
having a months long crash out that concludes with wearing your mid review at your pitchfork festival set is pretty gosh darn pathetic.
not to mention you shouldn’t use someone’s full name on a shirt without permission. weird imho.
What did the shovel say to the pitchfork?
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What did the shovel say to the pitchfork?
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
indigo de souza continuing to post about her negative pitchfork review from july is giving me nausea
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
indigo de souza continuing to post about her negative pitchfork review from july is giving me nausea
Ma! The Brits are doing eugenics again! Get the pitchfork, ma!
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ma! The Brits are doing eugenics again! Get the pitchfork, ma!
A few months ago Indigo De Souza called Pitchfork “internet bullies” over a 6.6 review of her new album and asked her fans to tell the publication it was “whack”: “why not ONLY write reviews about art you LIKE?”
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
Indigo De Souza Played Pitchfork Fest In A Shirt Featuring Their 6.6 Review Of Her Album
Indigo De Souza released her new latest album Precipice back in July, and some drama ensued shortly thereafter. Stereogum contributor Grace Robins-Somerville reviewed it for Pitchfork and gave it a 6....
www.stereogum.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A few months ago Indigo De Souza called Pitchfork “internet bullies” over a 6.6 review of her new album and asked her fans to tell the publication it was “whack”: “why not ONLY write reviews about art you LIKE?”
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
[after reading the news] going to the torch and pitchfork store anyone need anything
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
[after reading the news] going to the torch and pitchfork store anyone need anything
One of my favorite things to think about while making playlists or doing some music writing is that the guy who wrote the 0.0 / 10 Pitchfork review of Liz Phair's self-titled album, which primarily focused on how she was selling out and had a filthy mouth, is now this motherfucker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One of my favorite things to think about while making playlists or doing some music writing is that the guy who wrote the 0.0 / 10 Pitchfork review of Liz Phair's self-titled album, which primarily focused on how she was selling out and had a filthy mouth, is now this motherfucker.
Long day on the farm!
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Long day on the farm!
I read Pitchfork call these "verge albums"
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I read Pitchfork call these "verge albums"
honestly we should’ve known what we were getting with Ossoff when we learned he was a Pitchfork reader, how can you trust anyone that knows all the Animal Collective offshoots with the levers of government
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
honestly we should’ve known what we were getting with Ossoff when we learned he was a Pitchfork reader, how can you trust anyone that knows all the Animal Collective offshoots with the levers of government
A great time to invest in the torch and pitchfork industry.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A great time to invest in the torch and pitchfork industry.
This is a fascinating meltdown to have over what is, by Pitchfork metrics, a B-
A few months ago Indigo De Souza called Pitchfork “internet bullies” over a 6.6 review of her new album and asked her fans to tell the publication it was “whack”: “why not ONLY write reviews about art you LIKE?”
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
Last night she wore a shirt featuring the review onstage at Pitchfork Music Festival.
Indigo De Souza Played Pitchfork Fest In A Shirt Featuring Their 6.6 Review Of Her Album
Indigo De Souza released her new latest album Precipice back in July, and some drama ensued shortly thereafter. Stereogum contributor Grace Robins-Somerville reviewed it for Pitchfork and gave it a 6....
www.stereogum.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is a fascinating meltdown to have over what is, by Pitchfork metrics, a B-
Project Pitchfork
"The Queen of Time and Space"
2011
Album: "Quantum Mechanics"
#mood 😔
#Music
#MusicSky
#NowPlaying
#SongOfTheDay
youtu.be/GRJn9NOAVVA?...
"The Queen of Time and Space"
2011
Album: "Quantum Mechanics"
#mood 😔
#Music
#MusicSky
#NowPlaying
#SongOfTheDay
youtu.be/GRJn9NOAVVA?...
The Queen of Time and Space (Remastered)
YouTube video by Project Pitchfork - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Project Pitchfork
"The Queen of Time and Space"
2011
Album: "Quantum Mechanics"
#mood 😔
#Music
#MusicSky
#NowPlaying
#SongOfTheDay
youtu.be/GRJn9NOAVVA?...
"The Queen of Time and Space"
2011
Album: "Quantum Mechanics"
#mood 😔
#Music
#MusicSky
#NowPlaying
#SongOfTheDay
youtu.be/GRJn9NOAVVA?...
pitchfork reviewed all my albums as 10 out of 10 and a writer said "for the first time in my life, i shed tears for a real reason". but you cant look at the reviews because of entcryption and enigma codes
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
pitchfork reviewed all my albums as 10 out of 10 and a writer said "for the first time in my life, i shed tears for a real reason". but you cant look at the reviews because of entcryption and enigma codes