Batty Longtooth
battylongtooth.bsky.social
Batty Longtooth
@battylongtooth.bsky.social
Just taking it day by day on this weird planet.
Valley Dog Rescue of Texas saves another innocent soul who suffered a rough start to life. Martin needs as much help as he can get throughout his recovery. This group is awesome!

givebutter.com/UC1IUV
Martin’s Story: A Broken Body, but a Gentle Soul
Help us help Martin
givebutter.com
September 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
September 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's wild how so many people feel obligated to open their front door just because someone knocks or rings the bell. If I have no prior notice/approval of your arrival, my door stays closed.
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
June 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Another big FU from Harvard… free online courses on the US government, the US constitution, civic engagement, and more.

pll.harvard.edu/subject/gove...
Government | Harvard University
Browse the latest Government courses from Harvard University.
pll.harvard.edu
May 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If nonenal had a spokesman, I imagine it would be RFK Jr.
May 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I normally don't share gofundme campaigns, but I personally know this organization, Valley Dog Rescue of Texas, and they do awesome work. This pup is lucky to have been saved by these folks and will get excellent care before funding his forever home
gofund.me/ab9867a5
Donate to Save Milo: Donate for His Recovery, organized by Brooke Calhoun
Mr. Milo Needs Our Help! Milo, a sweet 6-month-old puppy, was left on the side o… Brooke Calhoun needs your support for Save Milo: Donate for His Recovery
gofund.me
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
As relevant today as it was 5 years ago
April 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
April 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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"Coup Klux Klan" feels like a keeper
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm obsessed with taking pics of my snoozing dogs
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Wake me up when the country is no longer on fire.
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I can't remember who said it, but back in 2016 I heard someone describe Trump's appeal this way--"he gives people permission to be their worst selves"--and it's always stuck with me. His public persona is like a bouillon cube of the most hateful and illiberal energies in US political culture.
January 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Good morning!
January 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When the Amazon shipping update says, "Arriving tomorrow by 10pm", it really means, "At least 2 more days, maybe 5".
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Donald Trump says he wants to rid our country of rapists and criminals.

Is he going to resign?
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Decades of confirmation hearings where women testify to abuse and sexual violence, only for the men in question to rise to higher positions of power, is a perfect encapsulation of why more victims don’t come forward.
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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lolll
January 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
January 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It should be illegal for presenters to only read from PowerPoint slides
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Elon Musk is so obsessed with calling other people pedophiles that I'm 100% sure we are going to find out at some point that HE is truly a pedo
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM