Mx. Chopped Liver America
@batsnthelibrary.bsky.social
Fat, Femby, Foodie, Cartoon enthusiast, Dead Mall devotee
*a tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of a woman*
she/they
*a tangled fog of pulsating yearning in the shape of a woman*
she/they
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
I wonder how things are going in the alternate reality where Jim Henson didn't work himself to death.
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I wonder how things are going in the alternate reality where Jim Henson didn't work himself to death.
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Water your tree.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Water your tree.
In case you were wondering, AT&T still has the worst customer service of any provider I've had to deal with. Worse even than Googlefi.
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In case you were wondering, AT&T still has the worst customer service of any provider I've had to deal with. Worse even than Googlefi.
I've worked every Sunday for nearly two years. Spent the night in the emergency vet with Zamboni, got two hours of sleep. Kept work updated every step of the way and they just keep saying to come in a little late so I can close for 11pm. I need a new job.
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've worked every Sunday for nearly two years. Spent the night in the emergency vet with Zamboni, got two hours of sleep. Kept work updated every step of the way and they just keep saying to come in a little late so I can close for 11pm. I need a new job.
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I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink
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The problem is not that men are “lonely”. The problem is that some men have the privilege to make their “loneliness” everyone else’s problem, violently and without consequence, while the rest of us must tiptoe through an increasingly shitty world, afraid to offend a “man” lest he snap.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The problem is not that men are “lonely”. The problem is that some men have the privilege to make their “loneliness” everyone else’s problem, violently and without consequence, while the rest of us must tiptoe through an increasingly shitty world, afraid to offend a “man” lest he snap.
Bless the Aunties at the laundromat in their respective denominations for their compliments today. Nothing feels better than a kind word from an old lady 💚 Especially when you're feeling ragged.
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bless the Aunties at the laundromat in their respective denominations for their compliments today. Nothing feels better than a kind word from an old lady 💚 Especially when you're feeling ragged.
Going to need all the cute critter pictures you've got internet 😞
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Going to need all the cute critter pictures you've got internet 😞
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Thank you, Veterans!
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Thank you, Veterans!
I wish I could curl up on the couch with every critter I love and hibernate until spring.
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I wish I could curl up on the couch with every critter I love and hibernate until spring.
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I have anxious disaster brain from navigating a lifetime of disasters, and I genuinely hate how it keeps being proven useful and correct.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have anxious disaster brain from navigating a lifetime of disasters, and I genuinely hate how it keeps being proven useful and correct.
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Adonis would like to remind you to take care of yourselves and each other now more than ever
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Adonis would like to remind you to take care of yourselves and each other now more than ever
Some people never had basic consideration for others beaten into their skull at an early age and it shows. Being around them is like having your fingernails slowly pulled out one by one. It's especially fun when they brag about how much they don't care about other people. HA HA HILARIOUS! 😑
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Some people never had basic consideration for others beaten into their skull at an early age and it shows. Being around them is like having your fingernails slowly pulled out one by one. It's especially fun when they brag about how much they don't care about other people. HA HA HILARIOUS! 😑
I love how Google no longer helps you find things when you search for them directly, but will bombard you with ads for similar things in perpetuity
a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person is standing behind it .
ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person is standing behind it .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I love how Google no longer helps you find things when you search for them directly, but will bombard you with ads for similar things in perpetuity
Finding that blondes really do have more fun, if by fun you mean unsolicited attention from skeavy men 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Finding that blondes really do have more fun, if by fun you mean unsolicited attention from skeavy men 🙄
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the main problem with fish tanks is that the fish love me and i want to go in there and play with them and i can't
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the main problem with fish tanks is that the fish love me and i want to go in there and play with them and i can't
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I’ve been running this con for many years called being as kind as possible all for the dastardly goal of being loved and loving in return
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’ve been running this con for many years called being as kind as possible all for the dastardly goal of being loved and loving in return
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Happy False Longest Night to all who observe
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Happy False Longest Night to all who observe
I wish I could spread out the good mood Halloween puts me in for the remainder of the year. Halloween has always been my favorite but especially now as an adult who is no contact with their family is just so much better.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I wish I could spread out the good mood Halloween puts me in for the remainder of the year. Halloween has always been my favorite but especially now as an adult who is no contact with their family is just so much better.
Stink eye 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Stink eye 🎃
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They should make an airfryer but for your hair
October 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They should make an airfryer but for your hair
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a washcloth can't get you clean if you never wash it!
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a washcloth can't get you clean if you never wash it!
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Well, if you want a good cry about a sweet doggo, this will definitely cause that. Gonna be right back as I have to sob for a while
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Well, if you want a good cry about a sweet doggo, this will definitely cause that. Gonna be right back as I have to sob for a while