batboi🦇
@batboi.bsky.social
Welcome to my Sad Sack Sack of Sads✨
Enjoyer of The Weird™️
my coworkers are bats (actually tho) 🦇
he/him/they/them
WHITE NOISE SYNDROME w/ dj batboi
WMPG.ORG
{All animals handled by professionals, do not attempt at home}
Enjoyer of The Weird™️
my coworkers are bats (actually tho) 🦇
he/him/they/them
WHITE NOISE SYNDROME w/ dj batboi
WMPG.ORG
{All animals handled by professionals, do not attempt at home}
“If it has a mouth, it can bite.”
- my high school animal science teacher showing us how to handle a snake.
As a wildlife biologist, it’s a real good philosophy to operate under.
- my high school animal science teacher showing us how to handle a snake.
As a wildlife biologist, it’s a real good philosophy to operate under.
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“If it has a mouth, it can bite.”
- my high school animal science teacher showing us how to handle a snake.
As a wildlife biologist, it’s a real good philosophy to operate under.
- my high school animal science teacher showing us how to handle a snake.
As a wildlife biologist, it’s a real good philosophy to operate under.
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In remembrance of Nex Benedict, who was killed by the Oklahoma school system in 2024.
Rest in peace 🌸
Rest in peace 🌸
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
In remembrance of Nex Benedict, who was killed by the Oklahoma school system in 2024.
Rest in peace 🌸
Rest in peace 🌸
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Don't buy 'curiosities' made of dead bats!
Online stores including Amazon and Google shop are still openly selling these items, a year after we highlighted the problem. Trade in Endangered species needs to stop. #wildlife #bats #nature 🌍
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Online stores including Amazon and Google shop are still openly selling these items, a year after we highlighted the problem. Trade in Endangered species needs to stop. #wildlife #bats #nature 🌍
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Don't buy 'curiosities' made of dead bats!
Online stores including Amazon and Google shop are still openly selling these items, a year after we highlighted the problem. Trade in Endangered species needs to stop. #wildlife #bats #nature 🌍
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Online stores including Amazon and Google shop are still openly selling these items, a year after we highlighted the problem. Trade in Endangered species needs to stop. #wildlife #bats #nature 🌍
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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🤯 Wild shit here. They put biologgers on greater noctule bats and found them pursuing, capturing, and eating birds in-flight. The recording of a European Robin getting blasted and snacked on is nuts.
Sci Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
Paper: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Sci Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
Paper: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Bat vs. Robin—Scientists Capture Real-Life Audio of Midair Hunt
Scientists suspected that Europe’s largest bats snack on migrating songbirds when they can, but a stunning newly published observation proves it
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🤯 Wild shit here. They put biologgers on greater noctule bats and found them pursuing, capturing, and eating birds in-flight. The recording of a European Robin getting blasted and snacked on is nuts.
Sci Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
Paper: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Sci Am story: www.scientificamerican.com/article/this...
Paper: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
I should be allowed to be suspended in front of my computer by a series of complicated winches, so that I can lie down while typing on my office computer.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I should be allowed to be suspended in front of my computer by a series of complicated winches, so that I can lie down while typing on my office computer.
One more weird, uncomfortable social interaction and i stg I'm hurling my phone into the ocean. I'm in a port city. I can easily make this happen. Yeesh.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One more weird, uncomfortable social interaction and i stg I'm hurling my phone into the ocean. I'm in a port city. I can easily make this happen. Yeesh.
No matter how much I am forced to know about the Red Scare girls, there's always something new, huh?
What do you mean they interviewed Curtis Fucking Yarvin?
What do you mean it was a LIVE NYC SHOW??
What do you mean IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO???
Podcasting was a mistake..
What do you mean they interviewed Curtis Fucking Yarvin?
What do you mean it was a LIVE NYC SHOW??
What do you mean IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO???
Podcasting was a mistake..
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No matter how much I am forced to know about the Red Scare girls, there's always something new, huh?
What do you mean they interviewed Curtis Fucking Yarvin?
What do you mean it was a LIVE NYC SHOW??
What do you mean IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO???
Podcasting was a mistake..
What do you mean they interviewed Curtis Fucking Yarvin?
What do you mean it was a LIVE NYC SHOW??
What do you mean IT WAS THREE MONTHS AGO???
Podcasting was a mistake..
Yet another Gym Complaint™:
If you’re going to park for thirty minutes at a machine with a set of free weights so you can do your little circuit, join a fucking CrossFit gym.
One machine, one exercise at a time.
AND WIPE THE DAMN MACHINE DOWN AFTER WTF
If you’re going to park for thirty minutes at a machine with a set of free weights so you can do your little circuit, join a fucking CrossFit gym.
One machine, one exercise at a time.
AND WIPE THE DAMN MACHINE DOWN AFTER WTF
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Yet another Gym Complaint™:
If you’re going to park for thirty minutes at a machine with a set of free weights so you can do your little circuit, join a fucking CrossFit gym.
One machine, one exercise at a time.
AND WIPE THE DAMN MACHINE DOWN AFTER WTF
If you’re going to park for thirty minutes at a machine with a set of free weights so you can do your little circuit, join a fucking CrossFit gym.
One machine, one exercise at a time.
AND WIPE THE DAMN MACHINE DOWN AFTER WTF
Look, they’re not all perfect, but goddamn 2010 was a HUGE year for the alt music scene.
![Gorillaz - Plastic Beach
Daft Punk - TRON: Legacy
[redacted] - MBDTF
Zach Hill - Face Tat
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
The Chariot - Long Live
Miniature Tigers - Fortress
Wavves - King of the Beach
TDEP - Option Paralysis
LCD Soundsystem - This Is Happening
Foals - Total Life Forever
Pile - Magic Isn’t Real
TWIABP - Formlessness
Lana Del Ray - S/T
MGMT - Congratsulations
Tame Impala - Innerspeaker
Vampire Weekend - Contra
Titus Andronicus - The Monitor
Midori - Shinsekai
Daughters - Daughters](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7bf3ltuhauafduhqp5fqxpci/bafkreibh477yug4dqeq7pcmu62hellumz4cptudakfynwwdzsrt7lmkh6u@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Look, they’re not all perfect, but goddamn 2010 was a HUGE year for the alt music scene.
Making plans with old friends back home is so shockingly stressful lol
“Oh no! My friends who love and miss me?? No way they want to hear from me. I shouldn’t bother them. It’s fine!!”
“Oh no! My friends who love and miss me?? No way they want to hear from me. I shouldn’t bother them. It’s fine!!”
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Making plans with old friends back home is so shockingly stressful lol
“Oh no! My friends who love and miss me?? No way they want to hear from me. I shouldn’t bother them. It’s fine!!”
“Oh no! My friends who love and miss me?? No way they want to hear from me. I shouldn’t bother them. It’s fine!!”
Nixon Tapes Reveal a Lost
DC
The disgraced president’s recently released recordings are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.
DC
The disgraced president’s recently released recordings are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nixon Tapes Reveal a Lost
DC
The disgraced president’s recently released recordings are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.
DC
The disgraced president’s recently released recordings are steeped in a clubby world that is all but gone.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
2025 is so fucked up it’s got me rooting for Anish Fucking Kapoor 🙄
"The artist Anish Kapoor is considering taking legal action after border patrol agents posed for a photo in front of his Cloud Gate sculpture in Chicago, saying the scene represented 'fascist America.'"
‘This is fascist America’: Anish Kapoor may sue after border agents pose by his sculpture
Artist says ‘military style’ raids in US are ‘beyond belief’ while discussing new Southbank show next year
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
2025 is so fucked up it’s got me rooting for Anish Fucking Kapoor 🙄
Smashing refresh on the order page for my new glasses to make sure they ship in time for me to wear them while I'm home for the holidays 🥸
(I got real fit, got a cute haircut, and refreshed my wardrobe, but how will everyone know I'm HOT again without a fresh pair of chunky, oversized glasses???)
(I got real fit, got a cute haircut, and refreshed my wardrobe, but how will everyone know I'm HOT again without a fresh pair of chunky, oversized glasses???)
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Smashing refresh on the order page for my new glasses to make sure they ship in time for me to wear them while I'm home for the holidays 🥸
(I got real fit, got a cute haircut, and refreshed my wardrobe, but how will everyone know I'm HOT again without a fresh pair of chunky, oversized glasses???)
(I got real fit, got a cute haircut, and refreshed my wardrobe, but how will everyone know I'm HOT again without a fresh pair of chunky, oversized glasses???)
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Cheryl Hines: Most Cucked Woman Of The Year 2024 - 2025
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cheryl Hines: Most Cucked Woman Of The Year 2024 - 2025
Forever grateful to Ms. Carlos ✨
Without her contribution to synthesized music, I would not be able to noodle on my little synths and make the most dogshit sounds you have ever heard. <3
(Her sounds are significantly more listenable and pleasant)
Without her contribution to synthesized music, I would not be able to noodle on my little synths and make the most dogshit sounds you have ever heard. <3
(Her sounds are significantly more listenable and pleasant)
For groundbreaking synthetic music pioneer Wendy Carlos' birthday, enjoy her in her home studio with cats and friends
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Forever grateful to Ms. Carlos ✨
Without her contribution to synthesized music, I would not be able to noodle on my little synths and make the most dogshit sounds you have ever heard. <3
(Her sounds are significantly more listenable and pleasant)
Without her contribution to synthesized music, I would not be able to noodle on my little synths and make the most dogshit sounds you have ever heard. <3
(Her sounds are significantly more listenable and pleasant)
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Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette
Just cut all of my hair off and ordered a new pair of big, chunky, plastic glasses. 🥸
I hope they get here by next weekend so I can return home for the holiday looking hot n healthy <3
I hope they get here by next weekend so I can return home for the holiday looking hot n healthy <3
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just cut all of my hair off and ordered a new pair of big, chunky, plastic glasses. 🥸
I hope they get here by next weekend so I can return home for the holiday looking hot n healthy <3
I hope they get here by next weekend so I can return home for the holiday looking hot n healthy <3
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Reposted by batboi🦇
This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This app is not good for my mental health but it's really just because being this informed will make anyone want to lose their fucking mind.
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*falls off chair*
Sir, the federal govt has absolute control over offshore wind farms b/c they are all built in federal waters.
They keep the grid stable and power bills from going up. Trump froze permitting for new wind farms and is being sued for blocking construction of one already 80% done.
Sir, the federal govt has absolute control over offshore wind farms b/c they are all built in federal waters.
They keep the grid stable and power bills from going up. Trump froze permitting for new wind farms and is being sued for blocking construction of one already 80% done.
Pressed by Stephanopoulos on the fact that electricity prices have in fact gone up, Bessent punts: "Electricity prices are a state problem ... look, there are things the federal government can control. Local electricity prices are not one of them."
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
*falls off chair*
Sir, the federal govt has absolute control over offshore wind farms b/c they are all built in federal waters.
They keep the grid stable and power bills from going up. Trump froze permitting for new wind farms and is being sued for blocking construction of one already 80% done.
Sir, the federal govt has absolute control over offshore wind farms b/c they are all built in federal waters.
They keep the grid stable and power bills from going up. Trump froze permitting for new wind farms and is being sued for blocking construction of one already 80% done.
*ahem*
FUCK ANGUS KING
FUCK ANGUS KING
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
*ahem*
FUCK ANGUS KING
FUCK ANGUS KING
Trying to figure out before Wed if I'm just getting a trim on the pathway to grow out this undercut/mullet or going incredibly short to start fresh
It really does not help that every ref photo for "Men's" cuts are either boring af or just awful,
and nb haircut refs are all twinks, which I am not
It really does not help that every ref photo for "Men's" cuts are either boring af or just awful,
and nb haircut refs are all twinks, which I am not
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Trying to figure out before Wed if I'm just getting a trim on the pathway to grow out this undercut/mullet or going incredibly short to start fresh
It really does not help that every ref photo for "Men's" cuts are either boring af or just awful,
and nb haircut refs are all twinks, which I am not
It really does not help that every ref photo for "Men's" cuts are either boring af or just awful,
and nb haircut refs are all twinks, which I am not