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{All animals handled by professionals, do not attempt at home}
THAC0 has made going back to these classics a real chore.

Nothing like booting up BG1 and watching low poly figures wave swords around for a solid few minutes before any hits connect. lol
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Session 9 kinda sucks, but discovering this line reading made slogging through it a worthwhile endeavor.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The downstairs bathroom’s light switch is in the doorframe and cannot be accessed when the door is closed.

I love old architecture
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
YARRRRR!! HERE SHE BE!!!
Home in New Bedford · ★4.75 · 4 bedrooms · 5 beds · 4.5 baths
The Whalehouse - The Entire Estate
www.airbnb.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I did some offshore wildlife work out of New Bedford and stayed at an Airbnb that was apparently the house Herman Melville’s sister lived in for a few years and he MAYBE stayed there on a visit once.. maybe.

So if you wanna live out some history, New Bedford’s like.. comically historic sometimes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You see, she’s a visionary. She cribbed the class analysis AND the bigotry from Roald Dahl.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This AI is being officially used by the government lolol
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I think he got PAC money to do "Get Out The Vote"-type posts for Harris. He's also one of the big liberal "influencers" invited to the white house and DNC after they remembered the internet exists. So yeah, kinda.
What Pearlmania500 and other Philly-area influencers are doing at the DNC
Alex Pearlman and other Pennsylvania influencers are attending the Democratic National Convention for the first time.
www.inquirer.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Benches don’t count for parking for different exercises for a while though. There’s like 8 and it’s all different little weights.

HOWEVER, don’t be doing leg lifts or Pilates balls at the benches. There’s a whole place for that across the room, come on dude.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Passive aggressively letting my gaze burn into the back of this old guy’s skull as I wipe his ass print off this row machine.

Shaking my head so people know I’m disappointed.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“5/5 Star TNT @ 12PM” Movies
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM