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Suckmaster Valentin
@batb0y.bsky.social
I’m Valentin

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He took my X-rays and told me he liked my shirt “that’s a cool shirt” (it is fully a jacket)
January 29, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I also put cannellini beans in the Mac and cheese for extra nutrition bc I remember my mom doing this once when I was a kid…. It was weird at first but it grew on me. It kinda adds an extra savory element and I like the texture
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
These stylish little guys….. they had them in a few different colors and patterns to pick from & there was one with this cool floral pattern that I wanted… idk who got it rip. I think these r so charming. I have a rat in the same style from a previous workplace and it’s awesome
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Everyone was really into the horse plushies lmfaooooooo it was fun. I’m sad I didn’t win one… I think there were less than 10 they gave away. I think everyone should have gotten a motherfucking horse plush
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It was fine inside there were weird things like no broccoli or bananas and everyone brought their entire extended families to shop with them but otherwise it was not even that crowded inside? I literally couldn’t find a spot in the lot make it make sense
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Literally idek… it was either my neighbors from across the street or some random people who pulled into their driveway to have an argument for 2 minutes and then drive off in separate cars
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I came up with this all myself btw
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 AM