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Suckmaster Valentin
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I’m Valentin

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I finally got her screams on video
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The one I wanted was a rly similar pattern and color to this but it was a nicer quality and the mane + tail were the fluffy faux fur… and he had a little saddle with a special written saying on it…. Ugh special horse plush come back….
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
These stylish little guys….. they had them in a few different colors and patterns to pick from & there was one with this cool floral pattern that I wanted… idk who got it rip. I think these r so charming. I have a rat in the same style from a previous workplace and it’s awesome
January 23, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I just found this fucking price sticker stuck to the ass of my skirt. Howwwwlong was I walking around in the grocery store with this on my ass and no one thought to tell meeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaaa
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
My sweet angle
January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
My freaking epic haul
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Fat fuck party cakes
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Step 1 have weird dream. Step 2 wake up. Step 3 instead of going back to sleep so I’m not dead tomorrow, spend 30 minutes writing it down. Step 4 post my wall of text
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM
THE SNUGGLERS….. i walked in on them
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
She is NOT supposed to be on the stove but look at this dramatic renaissance painting lighting
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I love her face
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
She is the watcher. The protector of kitchens
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Slinky watching me cook breakfast from her newly discovered perch & Josie going caterpillar mode begging for pets
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Finally I have him… messy wiener ‼️
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I finished wrapping all my gifts 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fuck
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Shes like if a flower was a paper bag was a cat
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I loveeee when u order something online and the company sends u random print material with it + an actual handwritten note. I haven’t gotten one with a note in a while but this is my latest… (don’t ask what I purchased. It’s a surprise ^_^)
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today I bought like 10 million different kinds of ribbon, saw bart, lit up my house, chose my gift wrapping scheme for this year, and obligatory slinky pic. I also made orzo with pesto and asparagus for dinner but I don’t have pics of that
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Queen of clinginess and belly rubs
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And of course the asexual Minecraft villager moodboard
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was looking for the first sir your cheeks message & I couldn’t find it but I did find this epic mood board I made for myself in 2020 that is still very accurate for me
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ms. Josie Pictures
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM