Pinned
It’s just me and my ET bath bomb and my ET bath bomb against the world
It’s 5am and slinky is making air biscuits while I pet her tummy
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 AM
It’s 5am and slinky is making air biscuits while I pet her tummy
Im at the dentists there is a man working here (I have never seen a man working here) (dei hire)
January 29, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Im at the dentists there is a man working here (I have never seen a man working here) (dei hire)
How to explain to slinky that the knife im getting out of the drawer is not a fun treat for kittens
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
How to explain to slinky that the knife im getting out of the drawer is not a fun treat for kittens
Today I played video games took a nap woke up feeling gross and sick but I mustered the energy to cook (I felt sick bc I desperately needed to eat) and I just scarfed down a huge plate of Mac and cheese & garlicky sautéed green beans…. I am cured
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Today I played video games took a nap woke up feeling gross and sick but I mustered the energy to cook (I felt sick bc I desperately needed to eat) and I just scarfed down a huge plate of Mac and cheese & garlicky sautéed green beans…. I am cured
I finally got her screams on video
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I finally got her screams on video
The one I wanted was a rly similar pattern and color to this but it was a nicer quality and the mane + tail were the fluffy faux fur… and he had a little saddle with a special written saying on it…. Ugh special horse plush come back….
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The one I wanted was a rly similar pattern and color to this but it was a nicer quality and the mane + tail were the fluffy faux fur… and he had a little saddle with a special written saying on it…. Ugh special horse plush come back….
We had our cny celebration lunch at work today & it was extra fancy and more fun than usual… usually it’s like a awkward lunch with sad Chinese food but ppl from our china office were here this time so they got food from a nicer place and they raffled off these horse plushies and I wanted one so bad
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 AM
We had our cny celebration lunch at work today & it was extra fancy and more fun than usual… usually it’s like a awkward lunch with sad Chinese food but ppl from our china office were here this time so they got food from a nicer place and they raffled off these horse plushies and I wanted one so bad
Not my dumb ass being on sale 🤪😳😭 LOL
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Not my dumb ass being on sale 🤪😳😭 LOL
I feel like I noticed some ppl looking at me too which is not highly unusual bc for some reason I get compliments in that specific grocery store more than ever… but were they judging me for my ass sticker….. LOL
January 23, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I feel like I noticed some ppl looking at me too which is not highly unusual bc for some reason I get compliments in that specific grocery store more than ever… but were they judging me for my ass sticker….. LOL
I just found this fucking price sticker stuck to the ass of my skirt. Howwwwlong was I walking around in the grocery store with this on my ass and no one thought to tell meeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaaa
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I just found this fucking price sticker stuck to the ass of my skirt. Howwwwlong was I walking around in the grocery store with this on my ass and no one thought to tell meeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaaa
I think I’m gonna die in this grocery store (I haven’t even gone in yet but I’ve never seen the parking lot so crowded so I’m fucking. Scared)
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I think I’m gonna die in this grocery store (I haven’t even gone in yet but I’ve never seen the parking lot so crowded so I’m fucking. Scared)
My secret special talent is getting noodles and dumplings severely stuck to the pan
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My secret special talent is getting noodles and dumplings severely stuck to the pan
I have been struggling with my brain lately but I changed my bedsheets and did some laundry today so everything will be normal again soon…. Right..
January 18, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I have been struggling with my brain lately but I changed my bedsheets and did some laundry today so everything will be normal again soon…. Right..
Not me turning off my bedroom light so I can run to the window to see who is yelling outside 😭 lol
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Not me turning off my bedroom light so I can run to the window to see who is yelling outside 😭 lol
Bootleg baby grinch he looks exactly the same but he is light orange and his name is Baby Crunge
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Bootleg baby grinch he looks exactly the same but he is light orange and his name is Baby Crunge
My freaking epic haul
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
My freaking epic haul
I guess there’s an autistic Barbie doll now and people are getting mad that the design isn’t absolutely the way they would imagine it. As if the whole point of having a Barbie doll isn’t to give her a new outfit and then cut off all her hair despite saying you weren’t gonna do that
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I guess there’s an autistic Barbie doll now and people are getting mad that the design isn’t absolutely the way they would imagine it. As if the whole point of having a Barbie doll isn’t to give her a new outfit and then cut off all her hair despite saying you weren’t gonna do that
There’s literally so many types of cakes out there… I could have an ocean themed cake…. A pikachu cake…. Underwater pikachu lobster nativity scene heart shaped cake
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
There’s literally so many types of cakes out there… I could have an ocean themed cake…. A pikachu cake…. Underwater pikachu lobster nativity scene heart shaped cake
I forgot about step 2.5 snuggle with my slinkyyyyyy
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I forgot about step 2.5 snuggle with my slinkyyyyyy
Step 1 have weird dream. Step 2 wake up. Step 3 instead of going back to sleep so I’m not dead tomorrow, spend 30 minutes writing it down. Step 4 post my wall of text
January 14, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Step 1 have weird dream. Step 2 wake up. Step 3 instead of going back to sleep so I’m not dead tomorrow, spend 30 minutes writing it down. Step 4 post my wall of text
THE SNUGGLERS….. i walked in on them
January 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
THE SNUGGLERS….. i walked in on them
She is NOT supposed to be on the stove but look at this dramatic renaissance painting lighting
January 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
She is NOT supposed to be on the stove but look at this dramatic renaissance painting lighting
Delusional guy who wants vacation rental super close to a beautiful non crowded beach, privacy, at least 3 queen or larger beds, 2 full baths, nice decor and outfitted kitchen, fire pit outdoor shower and maybe even a pool but doesn’t want to pay $10000000
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Delusional guy who wants vacation rental super close to a beautiful non crowded beach, privacy, at least 3 queen or larger beds, 2 full baths, nice decor and outfitted kitchen, fire pit outdoor shower and maybe even a pool but doesn’t want to pay $10000000