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Bassim El-Wakil
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97% gif. Assigned to House Mollari’s sub-basement by JMS. Inventor of the Scawarene. Massive traitor. Twat of Rimmerian proportions. Creator of Action: The Art of Excitement, The Story Toolkit, and The Writer’s Jihad. Writer. Muslim.
Breaking Bad introduced major characters after it ended. 😆
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Correct!
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Uh, how about the best Star Trek captain ever ⬇️
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of the word magnificent
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November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Blacks offer so much potential to the show’s stories beyond the perpetual “LA Christians and Jews overreact to an easily resolved faux pas”, and we see how Leon’s sheer presence adds something to every altercation, it’s such a shame they dump the rest of the family in such an off-putting way 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am so far behind king of Tokyo . Last thing I got was king of New York. A bit after that they did individual monster packs? I’d look it up but i presume the ai result will be “King of Tokyo refers to the city’s monarch, Godzilla, played by Matthew Broderick in 2014’s Oscar winning Minus 1 Part II”
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What do you think Majorie Taylor Greene has done to Magic The Gathering 😆
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This reminds me of the final scene of blackadder
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November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Congrats!
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And I guarantee the absolutely necessary update I just had to have is some AI search bar for my pc that I don’t fucking want I don’t fucking need and will ultimately just fuck up whatever it’s supposed to fucking do

WHY IS OUR SCI FI UTOPIA TECH DESIGNED TO BE PERPETUALLY SHITTIER ON PURPOSE
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Will and I both wanted to go that way. NBC, who were unaware of this situation and currently are able to make money syndicating and selling Columbo, do not want to play chicken, poke the bear, or indulge in any other animal-related tactic.

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I was, NBC were not!
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My best “rights jail” story is Columbo- we were looking to do an audio adaptation for NBC who we did a load of work with.

They asked their rights people if they still had Columbo and they told us it was sold to IMDB.

Called IMDB they said they never bought them.

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Still think it’s a shame that they couldn’t work out the rights for Shyamalan’s Tales from the Crypt. It’s a bummer that the Cryptkeeper is just in TV rights jail
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When I last visited Ottawa, it was new years and it was the coldest I have ever been, with more snow than I had ever seen, and everyone was all “you’re so lucky, you came in a light winter, eh?” 🥶
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
IIRC Macbeth’s witches go “behold this vision ‘ere of your futures sirrah” and MacBeth is “you’re just a piece of undigested cheese bah humbug” then they show him how no one will have him for Xmas so he’s “shit can’t turn back now-eth” and sells his soul to Dr Faust who uses it to build Frankenstein
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
💯
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Meryl Streep is in a whodunnit! She’s in Only Murders In The Building! She’d be terrific!

(But then, to quote Cam from Modern Family, “Meryl Streep could play *Batman* and it would still be the right choice” 🤣)
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The music and set design on that Noah movie are incredible. I listen to that soundtrack all the time when reading any comic that has any sort of dark, eldritch type of horror or cosmic odyssey vibes. Fantastic score. And the way the world had this ancient post apocalyptic world was really great.
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM