Bassim El-Wakil
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Bassim El-Wakil
@basswakil.bsky.social
97% gif. Assigned to House Mollari’s sub-basement by JMS. Inventor of the Scawarene. Massive traitor. Twat of Rimmerian proportions. Creator of Action: The Art of Excitement, The Story Toolkit, and The Writer’s Jihad. Writer. Muslim.
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve decided this vibe should be the anti-AI mascot and we should make Che type posters of Doc Brown
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Maybe put "university" in the thumbnail next time 😬
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I ordered an arcade fight stick to play 2XKO and I am stupidly excited for it to arrive, I’m basically having emotional flashbacks to 1998 when I got X-Men vs Streetfighter on the Sega Saturn while I was in NYC and had to wait to get back home to the UK to play it
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I want Benoit Blanc in worlds he has no business being
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Peeps are always asking for Muppets + Benoit Blanc and I’m like I want him in other movies that don’t even have mysteries
December 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Oh that wasn’t my failure. It was a friends. My failure was this
December 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@golgariglenross.bsky.social This can be so cruel

YOU WO-PSYCHE LOSER
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am not the first nor the only person to have made this connection apparently
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
why doesn’t this card give all creatures that enter this turn riot
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Correct!
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So… Mamdani is giving the exact same expression as Leia

I guess he truly is a new hope 🥁
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
HAPPY LEARNED HOW TO PUTT
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Evergreen mood
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
@scryfall.com fyi for some reason this card doesn’t pop up as lemure and I can’t tell if that’s an intentional in-joke to the fact that this is a lemur and not a lemure but it also doesn’t show up as lemur
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
As it stands, the only way I can combo one of Sett’s colours with one of Teemo’s is by abandonng both their legends and signature spells and pick a third legend I don’t want, just to combo their decks. Why. There’s no reason. These legend cards should be colorless. Sigh.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Was looking through the riftbound gallery and I just want to do “Swole Teemo” by combining Sett and Teemo because it’s funny and nope, can’t do it. I could grab a different legend of two colours and then ignore them, like how I used to use Horde of Notions to just play WUBRG commander but WHY AAAARG
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
AW YEAH

YOU KNOW THE SONG
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Evergreen mood (my back is fine just replace it with anything like I’m tired as hell or what have you I don’t give a shit)
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
After finishing Pumpkin Heads I went to my LCS and ordered all of these! They arrived todaaaay
October 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So I just read this slim comic poem, A City Inside by Tillie Walden. Wonderfully illustrated and paced, it’s serene and… suddenly I get to the last few pages and I start welling up.

And I don’t, I genuinely, don’t really understand why.

So that’s new. Thank you Tillie Walden.
October 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
when your opponents final score after adding up all the end game bonuses is the same as your base final score 😏
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social is it dcu canon that this kid is this year’s Rubik’s cube world champion
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM