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Iain
@basilicaromance.bsky.social
Just a guy who spends too much time playing Legend of Zelda and Kingdoms of Amalur.
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Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now:

No.
Add a Switch 2 and a BIG bowl of chocolate covered pretzels to this and that's me every weekend.
🚨 introvert alert 🚨
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Saw the hair and the title and thought this was Whitesnake.
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Watching the cutscene of Kratos mourning his recently deceased wife but listening to 2 Good Boys at the same time and it's that episode where Guy tells us all what he did with a lime green DS stylus...
lots of people i know listen to podcasts while playing games, even story-heavy single-player games, and i struggle so much to comprehend why anyone would want to do this
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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HIGHLANDER (1986)
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fucking Kirby Air Riders getting top billing over Hyrule Warriors on the November Nintendo newsletter? Get that tae fuck.
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
ASMR YouTubers make sure your pets are in another room before you start fucking recording challenge.

I just want to hear you read a book aloud to help me sleep and not describe how 'cute' your cat is being every five minutes.
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Time travel!
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I just found out that it's international crisp sandwich day and I imagine the type of people who celebrate it are the same people who think saying cockwomble is hilarious.
October 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Already looking forward to the "oh my fucking god, how is it still January" posts.

Fucking horrendous patter.
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I fucking hate the word 'slop' and how overused it is. It's like when games magazines back in the early 90s always used the word 'cack'. Get it tae fuck.
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They could have stopped writing this after the first five words.
I'm one of those cunts who gives kids toothbrushes and mini toothpastes when they come around trick or treating on Halloween. Looking forward to doing it again this year, already stocked up. At least someone is looking after your kid's teeth.
October 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
There's lots of things great about living in Scotland, free prescriptions and free uni for example. But by far the best is having tattie scones on a fry up and readily available in supermarkets
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
For fucks sake...
This minimalist, paper-based to-do manager can help you focus on completing your important tasks while staying offline. nyti.ms/4h8ijiC
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
They didn't know how to use the three seashells.
Went on a date with a new flame. Invited back following supper. Upon entry to flats realised I needed a shit. Located toilet, did the business, found there was no loo roll. Too embarrassed to ask I opted for a shower. "All ok?" Still got laid and stayed with her for three years.
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Watching someone claim to be right about something they clearly got wrong will always be funny. Especially when they get called out about it.
October 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Daft cunt thinks this is on a par with the whole Kendrick vs Drake thing.
October 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Football and sports in general.

Anime, manga and all that stuff.

Most of the big TV shows like The Sopranos, Mad Men and the Wire.

Big AAA games and all of the critically acclaimed games.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Very tempted to buy all of the Orange Pixel games on the eShop right now.
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Just a wee guy, doing wee guy things.
September 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
AVENGERS... ASSEMBLE!
Multiple mascots at the Yuruverse event in Sumida Park yesterday.
September 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I was working my first job when this single and their first album were released. Played both of them to death on my big chunky Aiwa stereo.

Take me back to those easy fucking days.
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Spent most of the weekend watching YouTube videos about a guy who lives in a Tokyo micro apartment who goes out to view other micro apartments.

At least half of them I've thought to myself 'I could probably make that work for me'.
September 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Andrew WK must be working in retail between albums...
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM