so much of adulthood is just dishes. washing dishes. drying dishes. putting away the clean dishes thinking about the dish in your sink you need to wash. deciding not to cook something because it's gonna dirty too many dishes. looking for a new apartment with an in-unit dishwasher

(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then

My boss is so clueless, I lie to him constantly and he never catches on. I’ll be like, “No problem,” “Sounds good,” “No worries,” “You got it,” “No sweat,” when actually, it’s a huge problem, it sounds awful, he should definitely worry, he absolutely doesn’t have it, and I’m usually sweating.

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

Getting high as a Brit must be like, “Cor blimey, I’m absolutely knackered off this spliff, innit?”

A meteor shower

I just spent 10 minutes trying to explain It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia to someone and I've decided there's no way to do it that actually makes anybody realize how funny it is. You just have to make them watch it.

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On MJ: If you don't appreciate the audience you have, betray that audience and lose their trust you are ging to lose lots of them. i have seen this movie.

crazy how this app is actually pretty good