Bart Squires
@bartsquires.bsky.social
I live in San Diego. A Nebraska native however--from Omaha. I like dogs and coffee and travel.
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Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It
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April 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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The Tesla boycott is one of the only things making us smile these days.
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The Tesla boycott is one of the only things making us smile these days.
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
And it’s working.
How do you feel about it?
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
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January 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
AI Explains Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Painless
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Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed
January 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Mitch McConnell voting against Hegseth is like Hannibal Lecter becoming a vegetarian on his deathbed
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
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Some hospitals are bringing in dogs to spend entire shifts with doctors and nurses. The trained canines help staff cope with the stress of their work amid high levels of burnout.
Trained dogs working inside hospitals help ease burnout among health care staff
Some hospitals are bringing in dogs to spend entire shifts with doctors and nurses. The trained canines help staff cope with the stress of their work amid high levels of burnout.
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January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Some hospitals are bringing in dogs to spend entire shifts with doctors and nurses. The trained canines help staff cope with the stress of their work amid high levels of burnout.
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It's wonderful how accurate this is in a therapeutic context.
January 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's wonderful how accurate this is in a therapeutic context.
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Important to stay even-keeled, and I'm trying.He already has made some significant blunders, esp birthright citizenship. But it's the Tarrio commutation, if true,that makes you want to puke. I cannot think of a remotely similar betrayal of country by a sitting President. @hcrichardson.bsky.social ?
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Important to stay even-keeled, and I'm trying.He already has made some significant blunders, esp birthright citizenship. But it's the Tarrio commutation, if true,that makes you want to puke. I cannot think of a remotely similar betrayal of country by a sitting President. @hcrichardson.bsky.social ?
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Elderly Man Sets Sights On Big Chair
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January 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elderly Man Sets Sights On Big Chair
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Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns theonion.com/special...
January 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns theonion.com/special...
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.
These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.
You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
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These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.
You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...
January 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.
These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.
You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...
These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.
You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...
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Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
January 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Here we have just a little guy, toasty and content as he reflects on his day. 13/10 would try my best not to disturb him
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Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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Donald Trump will be president for another term. But he will forever be a convicted felon and an adjudicated sex abuser.
January 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Donald Trump will be president for another term. But he will forever be a convicted felon and an adjudicated sex abuser.
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Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
January 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
You are entitled to your own opinion.
You are not entitled to your own facts.
Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.
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