Bart0nius
@bart0nius.bsky.social
🦴🐾 | writer, musician and boyfailure | the reddest mtg player | best in show | 🐶
(it/he 21 nyc)
(it/he 21 nyc)
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im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had
i literally never wanna see phelia or ajani nacatl pariah ever again
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i literally never wanna see phelia or ajani nacatl pariah ever again
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i refuse to play any new roguelite that isnt mewgenics and thats only because id follow edmund mcmillen into hell blindfolded
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i refuse to play any new roguelite that isnt mewgenics and thats only because id follow edmund mcmillen into hell blindfolded
predicting a re-cute-ification of the internet post-trump presidency. it's gonna be counterculture to no longer be edgy. it happened last time!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
predicting a re-cute-ification of the internet post-trump presidency. it's gonna be counterculture to no longer be edgy. it happened last time!!
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this app is unfunny because it has a 100% caucasian demographic
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this app is unfunny because it has a 100% caucasian demographic
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
girl in red was some piece of shit ass music
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
girl in red was some piece of shit ass music
played and enjoyed cedh last night 😕
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
played and enjoyed cedh last night 😕
memories of being loved and memories of being a teenager are two forces powerful enough to move mountains
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
memories of being loved and memories of being a teenager are two forces powerful enough to move mountains
man i’d love to post more here but vibes are still terminally uncool
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
man i’d love to post more here but vibes are still terminally uncool
the new @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video makes me so happy. i mean it sincerely when i say this channel and these videos changed my life. they got me back into magic in early highschool, and six years later i am who i am because of magic. thank you, sam. thank you so much.
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March 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
the new @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video makes me so happy. i mean it sincerely when i say this channel and these videos changed my life. they got me back into magic in early highschool, and six years later i am who i am because of magic. thank you, sam. thank you so much.
the official guide to 2015
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
the official guide to 2015
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Guys Being Dudes
December 11, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Guys Being Dudes
to be honest, i like neither psychic frog nor abhorrent oculus but both have admirable attributes. both of them have the same root issue for me: being value engines that command and end the game completely on their own, and not in a way that's particularly fun either. however...
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 AM
to be honest, i like neither psychic frog nor abhorrent oculus but both have admirable attributes. both of them have the same root issue for me: being value engines that command and end the game completely on their own, and not in a way that's particularly fun either. however...
I found a voice message in my phone from a year ago
December 10, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I found a voice message in my phone from a year ago
yesterday is dead, moment of silence
December 8, 2024 at 1:15 AM
yesterday is dead, moment of silence
all nicotine has ever given me is an immense amount of brain fog idk how people don’t quit while they’re had
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 PM
all nicotine has ever given me is an immense amount of brain fog idk how people don’t quit while they’re had
dunno how you could react to that ceo getting schmiced with anything other than schadenfreude. “but a guy was murdered” yeah how many people do you think died because of his greed and refusal to help them lol. skill issue
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 PM
dunno how you could react to that ceo getting schmiced with anything other than schadenfreude. “but a guy was murdered” yeah how many people do you think died because of his greed and refusal to help them lol. skill issue
chat do i get a puppycat tattoo this winter 🥺
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
chat do i get a puppycat tattoo this winter 🥺
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my "this is not an actionable threat" face tattoo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the tattoo
December 5, 2024 at 3:53 AM
my "this is not an actionable threat" face tattoo is raising a lot of questions already answered by the tattoo
i stopped liking dimir murktide when it stopped playing murktide. cannot stand the oculus. sorry
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 PM
i stopped liking dimir murktide when it stopped playing murktide. cannot stand the oculus. sorry