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Starting today, same-sex marriage is officially legalized in Thailand.

It’s the first country in Southeast Asia to recognize marriage equality.
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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ohhhh elon musk did the “roman salute”. that thing everyone is aware of and always talking about
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
just saw a fox sprinting through the snow in the moonlight, live really is worth living
January 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this
January 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
wow. i just finished. absolutely phenomenal
the giver is such an important novel and i wish more people read it. i genuinely think if more people read books that are societal allegories, our country wouldnt be in the position its in now..
January 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the giver is such an important novel and i wish more people read it. i genuinely think if more people read books that are societal allegories, our country wouldnt be in the position its in now..
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I was obsessed with Bing Crosby for about two months and the man was named like a pet cat. He was born “Harry” but then everyone except his mom just started calling him Bingo and eventually that got shortened to Bing.
DOCTOR: it’s a boy, Mrs. Crosby, what would you like to name him

MRS CROSBY: Bing

DOCTOR: What
January 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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why are they all leaning into this shit. america is the dumbest country in the world
January 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this leads me to believe trump fundamentally misunderstands what the president does because all of his plans range from "why would you do this" to "lets kill all immigrants, take over canada, and kill all queer people. and make me president forever"
if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it
January 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Can I just say—if I go out to lunch with someone and they speak condescendingly, bully, or mistreat the waitstaff or blame them for the kitchens mistakes they are dead to me. Unforgivable. — Rant over
January 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
thank god, i mean 90% of my current followers are bots and 100% of my notifications are follower notifs from bots, its making the app unusable 😞
January 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.
January 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I'm really excited seeing bluesky finally get down to brass taxes on tackling this spam stuff, lfg 😤

Looking forward to unlocking my posts again
January 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
god help me i think im about to buy life and death full price... this is the first time ive ever paid full price for an expansion pack but it unfortunately is exactly my style, in build, cas, AND gameplay. ive heard amazing reviews UGH. i dont think i can wait for the sale 😔
January 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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i'm white and i like saying inshallah. am i... cringe?
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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watching severance and irving and burt!!
January 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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apple tv us free this weekend and I started Severance with my parents 😈 they really like it so far
January 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ughhh i just got a giftcard from my boss and i wanted to use it on sims 4 packs but the sale JUST ended!! now i gotta wait but i reaaally want life and death 😔
January 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The thing is, you can replace “cruel” in this sentence with funny, artistic, thoughtful, thoughtless, compassionate, greedy, kinky, creative, or any of 1000 other adjectives.

Why are so many of us only able to see us as exceptional in our faults?
True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
December 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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If you like Die Hard, I highly recommend watching Carry-On. The plot is absurd, but it’s a perfectly ’80s-inspired action movie. Jason Bateman is fantastic as the bad guy. I didn’t pick up my phone once, which is saying something for me. Find it on Netflix. It doesn’t disappoint.
December 29, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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GENRES ARE MARKETING TOOLS NOT RULES
different line of explains a lot than air is stuff, but literary genres are marketing tools, not rules ! also that ancient cultures interacted with each other
December 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
i wish i coukd go private on here or at least approve follow requests because i should not have like 60 bots following me i dont like this at all
December 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM