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Sergei Von Zarovich
@barovianpaladin.bsky.social
"I do all things through The Morning Lord, who strengthens me."

God's favorite paladin | Sergei Von Zarovich | Ravenloft Parody account | Run by Will [I will add images as I make them as there's no official art of my boy]
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OOC: Just a disclaimer, I am unsure at this point if I will follow back any non-character accounts

But everyone is welcome to interact
A gif from Star Trek that perfectly embodies my aura
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yes I understand the "Bat" puns are a little last-century--

But so am I.
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
*coughing violently*
Why is it--
*cough*
I cannot take a single bloody nap without waking up covered in
*coughing harder*
Cobwebs?!
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Sergei Von Zarovich
January 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sorry for being so quiet, everyone-- I've been spiraling about my own mortality and the concept of the abyss.

How are we today?
January 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
... Father, are we sure Anya is a regular dog? She just grabbed one of my daggers and went chasing Escher down the hall--

... I should probably go get her.
January 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
New year's resolution?

How am I supposed to choose *one* thing to beat myself up over?
January 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
//OOC: I have to get up for work by 6am so I'm drinking my corporate sponsored(my boss gave us each a bottle of champagne for new year's) mimosa and falling asleep within the next hour

Happy New Year everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 9:36 PM
//OOC: Not that this is important but this is basically what I imagine Anya the puppy looks like
December 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
-definitely trying to determine if said puppy is abyssal in origin, but hasn't put it down yet-
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 PM
@strahdvonz.bsky.social -the tin of cookies is small, a card attached with a message inside explaining the following: that Sergei knows Strahd doesn't have to eat etc., but he didn't want to leave him out.
That he loves him in spite of everything and hopes that eventually they can be friends again-
December 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Brother! I brought a few things, just cookies and some other desserts really.
I, well, wasn't sure how old your children are and didn't want to bring them things they'd hate.

I'll just, leave these here--
December 25, 2024 at 1:57 AM
@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social
Well, uh... -carefully slides a tin of cookies closer towards the god-brain-

Joyous Yule?
December 25, 2024 at 1:52 AM
@barovvonzarovich.bsky.social -a loaf of what might be banana bread or at least a close cousin to it, along with a small number of sugar cookies, and a card wishing him a happy holiday with a reminder of his love. It's left in a bundle in front of Barov's door-
December 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
@escherthebard.bsky.social -a bottle of mulled wine left on a side table with a simple tag on it-
December 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
@deathlychoir.bsky.social -a small tin of cookies left on the table, with Rahadin's name on the card and a warding spell on it to keep anyone else from opening it-
December 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Well with one dark lord appeased, I'll be taking the rest of these cookies around the village to the children.
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
//OOC: Oleksii come back!

I finally found my sketch of Dracula in an old timey bathing suit that I did when I worked at universal!
December 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I've gotten the church walls rebuilt, finally-- thankfully they weren't fully destroyed and it was just a matter of repairing the broken places.

The stained glass is a complete loss though...
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Joyous Yule to you and may the new year be better to us all.
December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Maybe I should start training as a druid...
December 21, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Word to the wise: Elope. Do not invite your family to your wedding.

Some people object, some people rip your throat out.
December 21, 2024 at 2:14 PM
@sturm-von-zarovich.bsky.social Brother!
I'm so glad to see you!

-- this doesn't mean you've been murdered as well, does it?
December 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Reposted by Sergei Von Zarovich
Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well!
Check it out here:
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
Amazon.com
a.co
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM