Udo Dirkstrider (autooccidentalist)
@baroquespiral.bsky.social
major league language gamer. professionally extremely online. producer @ Andata Express, novels in Holohaus, researching rationalfic & litRPG @ UWO. Comiket Communist. actual chuunibyou. nobledark ★
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since people are doing new intro posts here's another "random" sample of my current writing. I hope people pay as much attention to it as my Posts - you can read two ongoing novels (the first two samples) here andataexpress.neocities.org/holohaus
The Einstein Intersection (wolf edition)
The year is 2175. Humans are long extinct. Wolves use all pur abandoned tools--driving our cars, posting on social media, reading old issues of magazines from 2034.
This is one of the coolest freakin' science stories I've ever heard of! Members of the Haíɫzaqv First Nation of BC noticed some animal had been damaging their *underwater* crab traps, so they set up a camera. This is what they found! www.science.org/content/arti...
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Einstein Intersection (wolf edition)
You're a Fakecel, Charlie Brown!
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You're a Fakecel, Charlie Brown!
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My partner and I went to a Naruto concert over the weekend in Boston. It was put on by FLOW who did some of the most iconic openings for the series. This was probably the highlight.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My partner and I went to a Naruto concert over the weekend in Boston. It was put on by FLOW who did some of the most iconic openings for the series. This was probably the highlight.
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over the hills and far away
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
over the hills and far away
Chinese Room is up there for most question-begging thought experiment of all time
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Chinese Room is up there for most question-begging thought experiment of all time
ok he was wrong ONCE
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
ok he was wrong ONCE
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its always a good time to post this
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
its always a good time to post this
I will once again say that people should stop investing so much secular ego into "not being religions" whatever that means and instead start claiming the benefits of religious pluralism
> thousand word post about how the thing i am a prominent member of is not a religion, it is an insular and weird community centered on a few texts where people mostly converge to the same beliefs
i rest my case
i rest my case
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I will once again say that people should stop investing so much secular ego into "not being religions" whatever that means and instead start claiming the benefits of religious pluralism
I'm a simple man it's still funny to me that the word Jesus uses in the "anyone who calls his brother a fool" verse is one consonant off from "baka"
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm a simple man it's still funny to me that the word Jesus uses in the "anyone who calls his brother a fool" verse is one consonant off from "baka"
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Awhile ago I saw this AI image of Ren and Stimpy as Juggalos and the idea was too good that I had to make it into a man-made piece of digital artwork…
Whoop! Whoop!
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#art #artsky #renandstimpy #juggalo #icp
Whoop! Whoop!
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#art #artsky #renandstimpy #juggalo #icp
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Awhile ago I saw this AI image of Ren and Stimpy as Juggalos and the idea was too good that I had to make it into a man-made piece of digital artwork…
Whoop! Whoop!
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#art #artsky #renandstimpy #juggalo #icp
Whoop! Whoop!
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#art #artsky #renandstimpy #juggalo #icp
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i wonder when and why early Christians stopped casting lots to ascertain God's will, and why Protestants didn't bring it back except for fringe cults (it's performed in the Book of Acts as well as being all over the OT)
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i wonder when and why early Christians stopped casting lots to ascertain God's will, and why Protestants didn't bring it back except for fringe cults (it's performed in the Book of Acts as well as being all over the OT)
WHERE are the manul accounts on here
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
WHERE are the manul accounts on here
I got the moves like Jaka
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I got the moves like Jaka
I critiqued that story everyone is talking about again as a Girardian scapegoat ritual in abolitionist clothing, and now everyone is doing Girardian scapegoating of the author. this is actually more formally analogous to Helicopter Story than whatever the last thing was people compared to that
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I critiqued that story everyone is talking about again as a Girardian scapegoat ritual in abolitionist clothing, and now everyone is doing Girardian scapegoating of the author. this is actually more formally analogous to Helicopter Story than whatever the last thing was people compared to that
I hate to make this comparison and have no idea what it portends but there is a book series where something like this happens. it is called Terra Ignota
I understand that there are a lot of theories about how these pieces fit together, but nobody really knows for sure, right? People are just paying Epstein truly insane sums while he jets around the world being treated like the shared confidante of the entire global elite. It’s confusing, to me
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hate to make this comparison and have no idea what it portends but there is a book series where something like this happens. it is called Terra Ignota
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finding out Buckminster Fuller wrote poems that just read like bizarre chopped-up technical essays (because they literally are) might be what finally gets me obsessed with this man lmao
July 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
finding out Buckminster Fuller wrote poems that just read like bizarre chopped-up technical essays (because they literally are) might be what finally gets me obsessed with this man lmao
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
did a conference talk about this earlier this year (not exactly to either side of the debate in quotes, just trying to model the tradeoffs)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG8J...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG8J...
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
did a conference talk about this earlier this year (not exactly to either side of the debate in quotes, just trying to model the tradeoffs)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG8J...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG8J...
we are all Vtubers now
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
we are all Vtubers now
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made this for no reason
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
made this for no reason
go stream peak
lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
The Dreaming Prince in Ecstasy, by Lamp Of Murmuur
9 track album
lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
go stream peak
lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
lampofmurmuur.bandcamp.com/album/the-dr...
Emperor Tomato Ketchup except all the kids are like 50
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Emperor Tomato Ketchup except all the kids are like 50
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Finally have confirmation that the 'liked them young' guy who was redacted is indeed Bill Clinton.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finally have confirmation that the 'liked them young' guy who was redacted is indeed Bill Clinton.
Cerebus era got me wondering if the Set animal was an aardvark
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Cerebus era got me wondering if the Set animal was an aardvark
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good summary thread for the insane epstein/sulzberger/michael wolff connection
Why the NYT didn't report on their Epstein info is tangled up with another question: was Epstein a friend of the Sulzberger family? Epstein claims he first befriended NYT publisher "Punch" Sulzberger in the 1970s, when Sulzberger's daughter (age ~12) was at the prep school where Epstein taught. 1/
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
good summary thread for the insane epstein/sulzberger/michael wolff connection