It's all about oil (again)

FIFA Peace Prizes not included

Now we know what tipped Anakin over to the Dark Side

"Research"

"You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."

Government sanctioned murder and dismemberment is just stuff that happens according to our President

A adulthood of financial servitude ... what an offer!

Say it louder for the people in the high rise penthouses

Tylenol embraces its new notoriety.

"I didn't choose the pain ... the pain chose me."

He's either never actually seen this movie, or he saw this movie and somehow saw a different movie than everyone else

Indeed

I understood this way too fast

Tales from Christmas

'Bout now?

How getting the news feels nowadays ...