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Someone should probably tell Trump prices cannot be lowered by more than 100%. At that point it's already free. Lowering prices by 600% is ... *checks math stuff* ... impossible. 🧐
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Someone should probably tell Trump prices cannot be lowered by more than 100%. At that point it's already free. Lowering prices by 600% is ... *checks math stuff* ... impossible. 🧐
It's all about oil (again)
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's all about oil (again)
FIFA Peace Prizes not included
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
FIFA Peace Prizes not included
Now we know what tipped Anakin over to the Dark Side
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Now we know what tipped Anakin over to the Dark Side
"Research"
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Research"
"You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."
Government sanctioned murder and dismemberment is just stuff that happens according to our President
Government sanctioned murder and dismemberment is just stuff that happens according to our President
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen."
Government sanctioned murder and dismemberment is just stuff that happens according to our President
Government sanctioned murder and dismemberment is just stuff that happens according to our President
A adulthood of financial servitude ... what an offer!
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
A adulthood of financial servitude ... what an offer!
Say it louder for the people in the high rise penthouses
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Say it louder for the people in the high rise penthouses
Tylenol embraces its new notoriety.
"I didn't choose the pain ... the pain chose me."
"I didn't choose the pain ... the pain chose me."
September 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Tylenol embraces its new notoriety.
"I didn't choose the pain ... the pain chose me."
"I didn't choose the pain ... the pain chose me."
He's either never actually seen this movie, or he saw this movie and somehow saw a different movie than everyone else
September 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
He's either never actually seen this movie, or he saw this movie and somehow saw a different movie than everyone else
I understood this way too fast
May 18, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I understood this way too fast
Gamers knew there was no way he was getting top scores worldwide AND still have time to pollute streets w/ glorified bricks on wheels, run Twitter into the ground, shoot stuff into space, create a faux govt job for himself, give Skynet its big break w/ self-driving cars, perfect his "unique" salutes
Elon Musk admits cheating at video games, chat transcript appears to show
Video posted by top gamer shows what he says is X conversation in which billionaire admits ‘account boosting’
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Gamers knew there was no way he was getting top scores worldwide AND still have time to pollute streets w/ glorified bricks on wheels, run Twitter into the ground, shoot stuff into space, create a faux govt job for himself, give Skynet its big break w/ self-driving cars, perfect his "unique" salutes
Tales from Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Tales from Christmas
I'm really digging this M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
The Onion wins auction for Alex Jones' media company
The sale must be approved by a bankruptcy judge. Proceeds will go to paying down the $1.5 billion debt that Jones owes families of Sandy Hook shooting victims who won two defamation suits against him.
www.npr.org
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I'm really digging this M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
'Bout now?
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
'Bout now?
How getting the news feels nowadays ...
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
How getting the news feels nowadays ...