I bring a sort of “I think generative AI is a waste of environmental resources producing substandard results for all but the most specialized use cases” energy to “all of my tech-focused business meetings” that my superiors really don’t like

namjoon watching open-mouthed from that bench gets me every time, he's so real for that

Namjoon’s eternal search to find the One True Authentic Version of himself vs Yoongi’s quiet confidence that Authenticity is mostly about no longer looking for it is as delicious as the sexual tension in any story I’ve ever read

Hoseok:

I will not play at tug o' war.
I'd rather play at hug o' war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.

Jeon Jungkook’s 3-step guide to flirting:

1) Say the first thing that comes into your head, out loud
2) Challenge the other person to feats of strength, skill, speed, and bravery to show you are a provider
3) When the time feels right, unbutton two shirt buttons and wait silently

These men going "wow Seokjin can fight so well and punches so hard and is freakishly strong??"

and I'm like yes, he spent his youth in daily combat with Jeon Jungkook, you are correct

Hoseok knows exactly what I crave (footage of him driving a car with a backwards snapback on)

BTS by their duties in an informal early 30’s book club:

SJ: Snacks (bringing)
JK: Snacks (consuming)
YG: High-end drinks (both)
NJ: Adding to the book list
HS: Organizing the book list
TH: Fostering sexual tension
JM: Quizzing people to determine if they read the book or just watched the movie

For his dance videos Hobi always puts his camera at such an angle as to say “have you thought about my dick recently?” and the answer is yes! To my shame it seems I think of little else! Thanks for checking in!

posting about my love and desperate need to protect fetus jungkook isn’t enough. i need a time machine and a gun