David Banuelos
@banderhoos.bsky.social
Electric bassist, Seattle sports lifer, and radical leftist athiest. CisHet, he/him, vehement ally.
Just found out my monthly premium is going up by almost 5x.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just found out my monthly premium is going up by almost 5x.
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Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
If there was ever a time that I needed the Cardinals not to be the Cardinals.....
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If there was ever a time that I needed the Cardinals not to be the Cardinals.....
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December 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
There aren't words for how fucked this is.
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
There aren't words for how fucked this is.
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Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams.
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams.
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
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Boomers and Gen X told us we would get more conservative as we got older... turns out they are just horrible people.
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Boomers and Gen X told us we would get more conservative as we got older... turns out they are just horrible people.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
They want us to believe in meritocracy when dipshits like Andrew Schultz and Tim Pool are multi-millionaires....
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They want us to believe in meritocracy when dipshits like Andrew Schultz and Tim Pool are multi-millionaires....
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Its simple really,
As you are reading the files,
Treat it like one of those madlibs.
Every time you come across a redaction, just replace it with:
"Then Trump raped a child."
Easy.
If thats incorrect, he can prove it.
As you are reading the files,
Treat it like one of those madlibs.
Every time you come across a redaction, just replace it with:
"Then Trump raped a child."
Easy.
If thats incorrect, he can prove it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Its simple really,
As you are reading the files,
Treat it like one of those madlibs.
Every time you come across a redaction, just replace it with:
"Then Trump raped a child."
Easy.
If thats incorrect, he can prove it.
As you are reading the files,
Treat it like one of those madlibs.
Every time you come across a redaction, just replace it with:
"Then Trump raped a child."
Easy.
If thats incorrect, he can prove it.
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MAGA folks will be like “why can’t we all just get along, we just have different opinions.”
& they literally will be rapists, racists, misogynistic, pedophiles, supportive of rape, bigots….etc.
& they literally will be rapists, racists, misogynistic, pedophiles, supportive of rape, bigots….etc.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
MAGA folks will be like “why can’t we all just get along, we just have different opinions.”
& they literally will be rapists, racists, misogynistic, pedophiles, supportive of rape, bigots….etc.
& they literally will be rapists, racists, misogynistic, pedophiles, supportive of rape, bigots….etc.
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To Rs who cried "no violent language in politics!" when racist pos Kirk got smoked.
And are now silent when Bubba's holster is truthing execution orders:
I was happy when Kirk died. And every time I remember hes dead it makes me smile.
And you know whats funny? You dont really give a shit either.
And are now silent when Bubba's holster is truthing execution orders:
I was happy when Kirk died. And every time I remember hes dead it makes me smile.
And you know whats funny? You dont really give a shit either.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
To Rs who cried "no violent language in politics!" when racist pos Kirk got smoked.
And are now silent when Bubba's holster is truthing execution orders:
I was happy when Kirk died. And every time I remember hes dead it makes me smile.
And you know whats funny? You dont really give a shit either.
And are now silent when Bubba's holster is truthing execution orders:
I was happy when Kirk died. And every time I remember hes dead it makes me smile.
And you know whats funny? You dont really give a shit either.
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Today Donald Trump saved us from some of the tariffs he put in place, in order to bring down the price of groceries he said never went up.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today Donald Trump saved us from some of the tariffs he put in place, in order to bring down the price of groceries he said never went up.
All Sam had to do today was manage the goddamn game.
Instead, he wasted an incredible effort by the D...giving away four possessions trying to play hero-ball, and wasting critical seconds on the final two drives.
The most frustrating L's are the ones where you know your team is better.
#GoHawks
Instead, he wasted an incredible effort by the D...giving away four possessions trying to play hero-ball, and wasting critical seconds on the final two drives.
The most frustrating L's are the ones where you know your team is better.
#GoHawks
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
All Sam had to do today was manage the goddamn game.
Instead, he wasted an incredible effort by the D...giving away four possessions trying to play hero-ball, and wasting critical seconds on the final two drives.
The most frustrating L's are the ones where you know your team is better.
#GoHawks
Instead, he wasted an incredible effort by the D...giving away four possessions trying to play hero-ball, and wasting critical seconds on the final two drives.
The most frustrating L's are the ones where you know your team is better.
#GoHawks
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If a man said what Megyn Kelly said, you would assume he was a trafficker.
This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If a man said what Megyn Kelly said, you would assume he was a trafficker.
This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
RIP to a legend of the game.
Kenny Easley, Seahawks great and Hall of Famer, dies at 66 - ESPN share.google/3FUWrwI9366r...
Kenny Easley, Seahawks great and Hall of Famer, dies at 66 - ESPN share.google/3FUWrwI9366r...
Easley, Seahawks great and Hall of Famer, dies
Kenny Easley, the former hard-hitting Seahawks safety and member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame, has died at the age of 66.
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November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
RIP to a legend of the game.
Kenny Easley, Seahawks great and Hall of Famer, dies at 66 - ESPN share.google/3FUWrwI9366r...
Kenny Easley, Seahawks great and Hall of Famer, dies at 66 - ESPN share.google/3FUWrwI9366r...
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Conservatives a year ago: "Release the Files!"
Conservatives today: "Look, there's a big difference between raping a child and raping an older child. If anything, those girls are lucky that Trump took their virginity so they can't be sacrificed to Baphomet in the Comet Ping Pong basement!"
Conservatives today: "Look, there's a big difference between raping a child and raping an older child. If anything, those girls are lucky that Trump took their virginity so they can't be sacrificed to Baphomet in the Comet Ping Pong basement!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Conservatives a year ago: "Release the Files!"
Conservatives today: "Look, there's a big difference between raping a child and raping an older child. If anything, those girls are lucky that Trump took their virginity so they can't be sacrificed to Baphomet in the Comet Ping Pong basement!"
Conservatives today: "Look, there's a big difference between raping a child and raping an older child. If anything, those girls are lucky that Trump took their virginity so they can't be sacrificed to Baphomet in the Comet Ping Pong basement!"
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Broke the single-season HR record for Catchers, and for switch-hitters.
Handled one of the best pitching staffs in the league.
Missed zero time due to injury.
Still got fucked by MVP voters.
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh finishes second in AL MVP race | The Seattle Times share.google/dOrSLt0mtpwT...
Handled one of the best pitching staffs in the league.
Missed zero time due to injury.
Still got fucked by MVP voters.
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh finishes second in AL MVP race | The Seattle Times share.google/dOrSLt0mtpwT...
Cal Raleigh finishes second in AL MVP race
Mariners star catcher Cal Raleigh finished second for AL MVP behind Yankees slugger Aaron Judge, who won for the third time.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Broke the single-season HR record for Catchers, and for switch-hitters.
Handled one of the best pitching staffs in the league.
Missed zero time due to injury.
Still got fucked by MVP voters.
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh finishes second in AL MVP race | The Seattle Times share.google/dOrSLt0mtpwT...
Handled one of the best pitching staffs in the league.
Missed zero time due to injury.
Still got fucked by MVP voters.
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh finishes second in AL MVP race | The Seattle Times share.google/dOrSLt0mtpwT...
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I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I honestly don’t know what to say anymore. It is overwhelmingly clear at this point that the Republican Party has sold its soul to protect a child rapist, led by wealthy ghouls who will never have enough.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
There is only one war, now and forever, and it is the class war. There must be consequences.
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far