Kristofer Mikal
@bananapikleseed.bsky.social
Screenwriter - Actor - USAF Veteran, Virginia Native, Horror and Fantasy are my niche, seafood and Horror Games are my vice. Casual Gamer
Every now and then the universe sends me something that reminds me that I’m on the right path and I can’t thank it enough.
July 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Every now and then the universe sends me something that reminds me that I’m on the right path and I can’t thank it enough.
Art in America gave permission rather than insight or perspective.
April 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Art in America gave permission rather than insight or perspective.
Urgh…Marvel Rivals matchmaking will be its downfall.
March 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Urgh…Marvel Rivals matchmaking will be its downfall.
Final Destination AKA Water is effing terrifying.
March 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Final Destination AKA Water is effing terrifying.
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hey guyssss real talk here: don’t be an asshole to cashiers two days before christmas because YOU didn’t get the toys you wanted for your kids. TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
December 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
hey guyssss real talk here: don’t be an asshole to cashiers two days before christmas because YOU didn’t get the toys you wanted for your kids. TWO DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
Wait a second…so now there are mask bans happening? Just a few years after the crying about mask mandates? What is this season of Earth? We’ve got to be at the later end of Act 2 because…WOW…won’t that hurt the nazis??
December 21, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Wait a second…so now there are mask bans happening? Just a few years after the crying about mask mandates? What is this season of Earth? We’ve got to be at the later end of Act 2 because…WOW…won’t that hurt the nazis??
Silver 1 and above of Marvel Rivals comp consists of the same six characters being played by everyone. 😮💨😮💨😮💨🙄🙄🙄
December 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Silver 1 and above of Marvel Rivals comp consists of the same six characters being played by everyone. 😮💨😮💨😮💨🙄🙄🙄
Another screenplay competition rejection. It’s been a tough year 😮💨😮💨😮💨 #scriptsky
December 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Another screenplay competition rejection. It’s been a tough year 😮💨😮💨😮💨 #scriptsky
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Explain this, humankind
I’m now convinced that if you have your phone on DND or Silenced notifications and calls all day, then you truly don’t give AF about anyone and must think that you could never cause an issue.
December 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I’m now convinced that if you have your phone on DND or Silenced notifications and calls all day, then you truly don’t give AF about anyone and must think that you could never cause an issue.
I like that Marvel Rivals gives MVP to support players that are dealing major heals!!
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I like that Marvel Rivals gives MVP to support players that are dealing major heals!!
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
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Watching my Outlast 2 Gameplay and…I don’t know if I’ll ever finish that damn game! I was terrified!
December 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Watching my Outlast 2 Gameplay and…I don’t know if I’ll ever finish that damn game! I was terrified!
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The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
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NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians.
www.nj.com/politics/202...
www.nj.com/politics/202...
N.J. just struck a blow against banning books
It's called the "Freedom to Read Act."
www.nj.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:29 PM
NJ passes a law preventing cranky fucknuts from going apeshit on school libraries and librarians.
www.nj.com/politics/202...
www.nj.com/politics/202...
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South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.
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If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
If you're more upset with Biden being forced to consider the extraordinary step of peremptorily pardoning his own officials then you are about Trump appointing someone who’s promised to use the federal govt to exact personal retribution for Trump, then you need to think a little more critically.
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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Developing my criteria for blocking new followers who look like they might be bots or trolls-in-waiting:
- no bio
- no posts while showing hundreds or 1000s of follows and followers
- no pic of self or avatar
- all about Jebus and Bible verses
- only reposts, nothing original
- no bio
- no posts while showing hundreds or 1000s of follows and followers
- no pic of self or avatar
- all about Jebus and Bible verses
- only reposts, nothing original
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Developing my criteria for blocking new followers who look like they might be bots or trolls-in-waiting:
- no bio
- no posts while showing hundreds or 1000s of follows and followers
- no pic of self or avatar
- all about Jebus and Bible verses
- only reposts, nothing original
- no bio
- no posts while showing hundreds or 1000s of follows and followers
- no pic of self or avatar
- all about Jebus and Bible verses
- only reposts, nothing original
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An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games.
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
December 4, 2024 at 2:32 PM
An experiment. Can you like this post if (and only if) you play and buy video games.
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
Some people over on Twitter/X seem to think it's only game developers here.
(reposts welcome to spread the word)
Whew, I actually really dig the music I discovered this year. 🤩🤩 #spotifywrapped
December 5, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Whew, I actually really dig the music I discovered this year. 🤩🤩 #spotifywrapped
An hour ago: Let’s get working on this half hour sitcom.
Ten minutes ago: I want to write a sci fi novel!
Ten minutes ago: I want to write a sci fi novel!
December 3, 2024 at 11:33 PM
An hour ago: Let’s get working on this half hour sitcom.
Ten minutes ago: I want to write a sci fi novel!
Ten minutes ago: I want to write a sci fi novel!
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Bluesky doesn’t have to be bigger than Twitter to be successful. It just has to be inviting, engaging and big enough that people can find people and accounts they enjoy engaging with, and or following.
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Bluesky doesn’t have to be bigger than Twitter to be successful. It just has to be inviting, engaging and big enough that people can find people and accounts they enjoy engaging with, and or following.
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
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Would you consider a birthday gift to someone in a very bad place?
December 2, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Would you consider a birthday gift to someone in a very bad place?