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Banana Hoard
@bananahoard.bsky.social
Mid 30's. He/Him.
That hoard with the bananas.
NSFW SIDE/Venting
BananaHoard on Tumblr, too. I don't bite, just don't be weird.
This absolutely is not a thing with pro/anti spaces in this regard, it's just I just do NOT see any blatant RP chats nowadays where talking about being queer or doing private RP is even OK anymore anywhere, idk. Maybe I'm blind.
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Idk I am personally baffled by the inclusion of the whole "18+" thing on all of them, but then any & all vaguely NSFW topics are banned. Including being queer, I've noticed. Probably means nothing. /s

Adults only- but then also no adult topics allowed so why even bother with the distinction...?
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I read that as "dinner" & got scared for a sec.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dude could just not keep his goddamn hands out of my ice cream & my cereal. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He tried to take his life years ago by cutting off his hand due to my mom's BS, but EMTs got to him fast enough to save him from bleeding out on my porch & he never used that hand again. He was a guitarist & a chef & a roofer & one of the hardest fucking working men I knew. Unlike my mother.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hmm. I'll look when I have more spoons. Right now I feel like paint drying.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well, I don't know how to do that or where to reliably look, so I suppose it will continue to stay on the backburner for me for now.
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Basically if it can run Sonic Adventure, Creatures & Skyrim, that's all the gaming I do on this because it's so deeply hostile to my spine & I've bought all my other games for consoles so I can sit & game without horrible pain later, lol.
December 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah, see I basically only use it to shop or to write fanfic in barebones notepad, so there's the difference there. I'd like to draw, but don't have enough RAM, but I've got a huion note so I could theoretically use my phone, if needed. But yeah. I generally try not to sit at a PC much anymore.
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's a barebones, but underrated RPG imo. I revisited it last year & checked out the gameboy color "de-make" of the original, which added more context to the storyline of the N64 game. I really liked it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
That's just what I hear about mint, idk about other kinds, but more than one friend keeps yelling at me about making the switch & it's like girl I need another system before I brick my laptop trying for the first time & possibly ruin all my old game programs, LOL.
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ah. Never tried it myself, but I'm sick of windows bloat bricking my PCs every time a new one comes out. It's like clockwork.
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Can't try out some sort of linux?
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🥒
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Dang what a monster I created LMAO.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM