Banana Hoard
@bananahoard.bsky.social
Mid 30's. He/Him.
That hoard with the bananas.
NSFW SIDE/Venting
BananaHoard on Tumblr, too. I don't bite, just don't be weird.
That hoard with the bananas.
NSFW SIDE/Venting
BananaHoard on Tumblr, too. I don't bite, just don't be weird.
YOU DIPSHIT DO NOT AGREE TO THE LIFEGUARD TRAINING THIS YEAR. DO NOT. YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF FOR IT. AAA.
Realizing all of a sudden that I adore ocean aesthetic & sailing & water & all that because I can't swim anymore due to dysphoria- despite quite literally living on the beach my entire life. I guess I have intense water longing.
January 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
YOU DIPSHIT DO NOT AGREE TO THE LIFEGUARD TRAINING THIS YEAR. DO NOT. YOU WILL HATE YOURSELF FOR IT. AAA.
God. Why is it so goddamn hard to find RP over a G rating. I'm fucking dying.
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
God. Why is it so goddamn hard to find RP over a G rating. I'm fucking dying.
I feel like just a few years ago it was very easy to find consensual NSFW RP groups & now EVERY group I see is like. "Safe space 🤗18+ NO MINORS toootally LGBT+ friendly (not)"
And like. Sure. But. Where are the so-called 'pervert' groups now. What if I do actually want monster feet or whatever.
And like. Sure. But. Where are the so-called 'pervert' groups now. What if I do actually want monster feet or whatever.
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I feel like just a few years ago it was very easy to find consensual NSFW RP groups & now EVERY group I see is like. "Safe space 🤗18+ NO MINORS toootally LGBT+ friendly (not)"
And like. Sure. But. Where are the so-called 'pervert' groups now. What if I do actually want monster feet or whatever.
And like. Sure. But. Where are the so-called 'pervert' groups now. What if I do actually want monster feet or whatever.
Good GOD I wish I had some family members who gave a shit about me & understood me.
oh well. 👽
oh well. 👽
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Good GOD I wish I had some family members who gave a shit about me & understood me.
oh well. 👽
oh well. 👽
Anyway. Do not fucking let me take her in. Slap me. Drive nails into my feet. Skin me. Do not let me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyway. Do not fucking let me take her in. Slap me. Drive nails into my feet. Skin me. Do not let me.
As much as I found my uncle hard to deal with, he NEVER once hurt me in any way that I can remember. Ever. Never hurt my feelings. Never stole from me. Never hit me, or lied to me. He was 100% genuine with me for as long as I can remember.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
As much as I found my uncle hard to deal with, he NEVER once hurt me in any way that I can remember. Ever. Never hurt my feelings. Never stole from me. Never hit me, or lied to me. He was 100% genuine with me for as long as I can remember.
I am still fucking mad MAD at her about that night & waiting to tell me he was in the hospital again on my fucking birthday.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I am still fucking mad MAD at her about that night & waiting to tell me he was in the hospital again on my fucking birthday.
I'll note, last time I heard about my uncle, she waited until my birthday to tell me that he had died 6 months beforehand, without any mention before. We were not especially close anymore, but I did not hate that man. He was just a lot to deal with, very autistic & very hurt by her & others.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'll note, last time I heard about my uncle, she waited until my birthday to tell me that he had died 6 months beforehand, without any mention before. We were not especially close anymore, but I did not hate that man. He was just a lot to deal with, very autistic & very hurt by her & others.
Though this does explain why literally yesterday I got a call from a bot asking to pay for the release of some sort of paperwork for my deceased uncle. It's probably about his ashes, because she mentioned that on FB. Great. I have no idea how this company would have found me to demand MONEY...
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Though this does explain why literally yesterday I got a call from a bot asking to pay for the release of some sort of paperwork for my deceased uncle. It's probably about his ashes, because she mentioned that on FB. Great. I have no idea how this company would have found me to demand MONEY...
Tempted to go back to F-list, but knowing me, I'm going to spend 4+ days fucking with HTML to make things look presentable & interesting again, only to get maybe ONE ping because my OCs are male-coded or one ping from someone who 100% did not read the profile & decides this is MY fault.
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tempted to go back to F-list, but knowing me, I'm going to spend 4+ days fucking with HTML to make things look presentable & interesting again, only to get maybe ONE ping because my OCs are male-coded or one ping from someone who 100% did not read the profile & decides this is MY fault.
Jumpscared by 40+ notifications on my main lmfaooo.
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Jumpscared by 40+ notifications on my main lmfaooo.
God, I still need to design some horny dragon OC for things. Probably will never be able to find RP again, but god I can dream & go rabid in my little corner like a ragdoll.
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
God, I still need to design some horny dragon OC for things. Probably will never be able to find RP again, but god I can dream & go rabid in my little corner like a ragdoll.
I wish my brain didn't freak out about talking to new people, but unfortunately I'm completely fucked from an incident a few years ago & now I feel like I'm actually secretly annoying everyone & should never talk again. Yay. I know that's not the case, but my chest pains say otherwise.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I wish my brain didn't freak out about talking to new people, but unfortunately I'm completely fucked from an incident a few years ago & now I feel like I'm actually secretly annoying everyone & should never talk again. Yay. I know that's not the case, but my chest pains say otherwise.
God I wish I could just enjoy things but I feel like my brain is forever burned & fucked from going off meds against my will years ago, because I never used to feel this way about just fucking chilling or starting tasks to relax myself. Why do I feel stressed the fuck out over CHILLING?
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
God I wish I could just enjoy things but I feel like my brain is forever burned & fucked from going off meds against my will years ago, because I never used to feel this way about just fucking chilling or starting tasks to relax myself. Why do I feel stressed the fuck out over CHILLING?
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I finally understand why parrots scream for no reason because that is exactly how I feel when I wanna socialize but I am incapable of forming any goddamn thoughts. Scream at wall.
May 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I finally understand why parrots scream for no reason because that is exactly how I feel when I wanna socialize but I am incapable of forming any goddamn thoughts. Scream at wall.
Laptop basically has died since it no longer can update, & until I can afford something that can maybe run linux, I'm fairly SOL. Friends should use my Discord, lol.
I do eventually want to try to wipe & salvage this thing, but not sure how yet without it 100% nuking my retro games.
I do eventually want to try to wipe & salvage this thing, but not sure how yet without it 100% nuking my retro games.
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Laptop basically has died since it no longer can update, & until I can afford something that can maybe run linux, I'm fairly SOL. Friends should use my Discord, lol.
I do eventually want to try to wipe & salvage this thing, but not sure how yet without it 100% nuking my retro games.
I do eventually want to try to wipe & salvage this thing, but not sure how yet without it 100% nuking my retro games.
I'm constantly reminded that I am just "one of the cool ones" when certain politics come up with people, & frankly it's getting pretty alarming that it keeps happening. Good thing I'm "one of the cool ones"... sure, I'm not AS filthy a LGBT because I'm "one of the cool ones"...
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm constantly reminded that I am just "one of the cool ones" when certain politics come up with people, & frankly it's getting pretty alarming that it keeps happening. Good thing I'm "one of the cool ones"... sure, I'm not AS filthy a LGBT because I'm "one of the cool ones"...
Damn, today is just mask-off for my "friends" on other sites, huh. Well, my friend's list is a lot cleaner now, at least.
September 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Damn, today is just mask-off for my "friends" on other sites, huh. Well, my friend's list is a lot cleaner now, at least.
Why am I learning now that all of my friends are spineless losers over this.
"UwU viowence is wrong!"
Ok, choke to death, then. Being nice is getting us nowhere.
"UwU viowence is wrong!"
Ok, choke to death, then. Being nice is getting us nowhere.
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why am I learning now that all of my friends are spineless losers over this.
"UwU viowence is wrong!"
Ok, choke to death, then. Being nice is getting us nowhere.
"UwU viowence is wrong!"
Ok, choke to death, then. Being nice is getting us nowhere.
Wait what's going on.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Wait what's going on.
Fuck I need to play Ocarina of Time again.
July 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fuck I need to play Ocarina of Time again.
I always wanted to try art fight, but the majority of my OCs are from other media & apparently that is super bad, or something? I can't get a clear answer on it other than it's frowned upon or straight up not allowed depending on where I see/ask, so I just got disheartened about it.
July 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I always wanted to try art fight, but the majority of my OCs are from other media & apparently that is super bad, or something? I can't get a clear answer on it other than it's frowned upon or straight up not allowed depending on where I see/ask, so I just got disheartened about it.
You know work went well today when some of the long time front desk staff just. Walked out. Seemingly quitting on the spot. That's good, right?
July 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
You know work went well today when some of the long time front desk staff just. Walked out. Seemingly quitting on the spot. That's good, right?
I wish I didn't have so much art trauma & actually still enjoyed drawing, but unfortunately...
July 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wish I didn't have so much art trauma & actually still enjoyed drawing, but unfortunately...