Banana Duck is Side-Eyeing You
@bananaduck99.bsky.social
When not busy side-eyeing, finds time to be a fan of quokkas, baseball, libraries, and other things/people to be named later.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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They’re liberating Californians from their government just like Putin is liberating Ukrainians from theirs
June 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
They’re liberating Californians from their government just like Putin is liberating Ukrainians from theirs
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Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies.
They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.
They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just a legal historian here reminding everyone that “high crimes and misdemeanors” do not need to be felonies.
They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.
They can include political abuses and stupidity, like, hypothetically, destroying the economy and wiping out people’s savings in 3 days.
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You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
April 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You may be fearing your 401k is no longer enough for you to retire. But with all the cuts to NIH and Medicare you also won't live as long. So the policies are integrated.
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daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
March 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
daily reminder to take your meds, stay hydrated, and keep your OPSEC clean
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If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
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VERY good news from @bookshop-org.bsky.social!!
Indie Bookstores Will Soon Be Able to Sell E-Books (Gift Article)
Bookshop, a site that lets independent, bricks-and-mortar bookshops sell their books online, is launching an app that will allow the sales of e-books, too.
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
VERY good news from @bookshop-org.bsky.social!!
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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Today’s good quokka news nit.com.au/12-12-2024/1...
New quokka population discovered on WA mainland
A new quokka population has been discovered in the Perth Hills by local charity, Bibbul Ngarma Aboriginal Association Inc (BNAA).The quokkas were discovered through the BoorYul-Bah-Bilya program &ndas...
nit.com.au
December 12, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Today’s good quokka news nit.com.au/12-12-2024/1...
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
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Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
November 21, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
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more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
November 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
more users are joining
and the hog grows longer
and the hog grows longer
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Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Remember that libraries are proof that not every goddamned thing needs to be “for profit.”
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Americans didn’t want another old president so they elected a 78-year-old.
Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.
Keep it going lol
Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.
Keep it going lol
November 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Americans didn’t want another old president so they elected a 78-year-old.
Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.
Keep it going lol
Americans wanted to end crime so they elected a criminal.
Keep it going lol
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Accidentally created a masterpiece of German Expressionism.
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Accidentally created a masterpiece of German Expressionism.
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"...u just subscribe to the block list and then u just click "block accounts" and u are set gandalf"
November 19, 2024 at 12:54 AM
"...u just subscribe to the block list and then u just click "block accounts" and u are set gandalf"
Are the SF Giants here? Because I’m pretty sure the account I’m following is not legit. ⚾️🤔
November 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Are the SF Giants here? Because I’m pretty sure the account I’m following is not legit. ⚾️🤔
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
Have already fallen into the habit of mindlessly scrolling here instead of that other app. Good…good.
kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up holding a cell phone
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up holding a cell phone
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Have already fallen into the habit of mindlessly scrolling here instead of that other app. Good…good.
Another damn app 🙃
November 13, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Another damn app 🙃