Well, we’ve made a deal with the devil and it’s a good thing there are no parables or folk tales that let us know we’re going to regret this

And if you all look under your seats, you’re each going home with a copy of GTA VI!

It’s also wild but unsurprising that because he and his daughter tried to do some half-assed bipartisanship in his final years that he lost EVERYONE; even Kissinger had mourners because he was an unrepentant monster until the bitter end (who once dropped his glasses in the toilet)

Like the team defense overall was bad, but can you imagine if the outfield was as poor as the infield?

Kiké has played in 102 career postseason games—that’s 8th on the all-time list! He’s only 34, I think he could conceivably get into the top 5 (Manny is 5th with 111).

My daughter asked me, as we were driving to Florida, what the “worst state” is, and I got to say, “Oh, honey, we’re gonna get that out of the way early”

Les bandits de la douche

Minnesota sends him a good deal for Ryan but he can’t open it because he never registered WinZip

Hi! It looks like you’re looking to acquire a number two starter.

ESPN would run an “Over/Under 25-to-life” graphic for sure

Hey do you think this is going to cause any major sports broadcaster to even consider pulling back on showing odds and props during actual play or showing 5 commercials for gambling during every break?

“No, that’s German for ‘The Susan Collins, the.’”

Bonus: Frog can sell his legs to Doc Hopper if he cuts them off