Matthew Balliro, PhD
@balliro.bsky.social
My cue is villainous melancholy
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My cue is villainous melancholy
“Severance Season 3 before 2027 or you rot in hell”
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Severance Season 3 before 2027 or you rot in hell”
Hi! It looks like you’re looking to acquire a number two starter.
October 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hi! It looks like you’re looking to acquire a number two starter.
My feed for the Sox game has bad audio so everyone is just Satan
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My feed for the Sox game has bad audio so everyone is just Satan
lol here are the receipts
September 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
lol here are the receipts
Ah my memory still works! He did interview
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ah my memory still works! He did interview
Angry Salad - “Angry Salad”
September 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Angry Salad - “Angry Salad”
The top 3 Mets combined only have a couple more HRs than Aaron
August 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The top 3 Mets combined only have a couple more HRs than Aaron
Johnny Cash voice: “🎶 Me lastimé hoy. 🎶”
July 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Johnny Cash voice: “🎶 Me lastimé hoy. 🎶”
They’ve got another Rule 4 logjam coming, so I think they’ll probably ship off some of those prospects, but it’ll be gross and silly if they do it for rentals; honestly, I have no idea what they’re gonna do here besides adding Sandlin, getting rid of anyone else is on the table
June 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
They’ve got another Rule 4 logjam coming, so I think they’ll probably ship off some of those prospects, but it’ll be gross and silly if they do it for rentals; honestly, I have no idea what they’re gonna do here besides adding Sandlin, getting rid of anyone else is on the table
Want to shout out this total dweeb (I was a dweeb, I can say that) who caught Mayer’s first HR and traded it for a signed bat instead of being a stooge about it, first confirmed cool Yankees fan
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Want to shout out this total dweeb (I was a dweeb, I can say that) who caught Mayer’s first HR and traded it for a signed bat instead of being a stooge about it, first confirmed cool Yankees fan