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Matthew Balliro, PhD
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Because I never miss an opportunity to do this, after watching last night’s episode of I Love LA: shout out to Big Head
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Severance Season 3 before 2027 or you rot in hell”
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“I guess everybody has their own thing
That they yell into a well”

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Bill "Smog" Callahan - The Well
YouTube video by folwool
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November 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Did we get to the email yet when the president chased the Roadrunner off the edge of a cliff but didn’t realize there was no ground under him until he looked down
Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Hast thou seen the White Whale?
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I threw up a little hearing this pun
Boras on Bregman in Boston: “Nobody wants a Bregs-it.” He then weaved a lengthy explanation about Dunkin and Starbucks into his description of Bregman providing the right blend in “Beantown.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Boras on Bregman in Boston: “Nobody wants a Bregs-it.” He then weaved a lengthy explanation about Dunkin and Starbucks into his description of Bregman providing the right blend in “Beantown.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Shout out to the guy from The Jinx whose family backed Cuomo with a truly pathetic donation
If at least 26 billionaires can waste at least $27 million trying to defeat Zohran Mamdani, then those same billionaires can afford to pay an extra 2% on their income over $1 million to make New York a better, thriving city for everyone — including themselves.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Right around the corner
Our Spring Training slate for 2026!

See you in the Fort: bit.ly/4nFNjZ4
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Where’s Dick
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me.
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You’ve got two of the greatest baseball players of all time on this list and one former Survivor contestant; I would like one of the former to be inducted (sorry, Probst)
Hall of Fame announces the 8 players up for consideration by the Contemporaries Baseball Era Committee this year. Dwight Evans is not among them. They are: Bonds, Clemens, Delgado, Kent, Mattingly, Murphy, Sheffield, Valenzuela
November 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As the offseason heats up there’s gonna be all sorts of trade scenarios thrown out there, but to be real for a second, considering how bad the team’s defense has been, I don’t think you can trade away a 2-time 26 y/o Gold Glover and the likely Platinum Glove winner
Good as gold.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The fact that Mookie will be enshrined in Cooperstown wearing a Dodgers cap is my 9/11
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Having 2 guys in scoring position with no outs and failing to score even just one run is so Red-Sox coded that it’s almost like we’re there
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Omg check on your local Blue Jays fan
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If you like having a good cry, you should watch the new John Candy documentary (FYI I am only 10 minutes in)
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The Disco Elysium soundtrack hits so hard, I haven’t played the game in…4 years I think? I’m transported back every time I listen. youtu.be/LeILSPhyExw?...
Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM
YouTube video by Sea Power - Topic
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October 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sox fans get sorted into generations based on who was playing LF when they went to their first game at Fenway, and for me it was Mike Greenwell. RIP to a real one.
We are deeply saddened by the passing of Red Sox Hall of Famer Mike Greenwell.

“The Gator” spent his entire career in a Red Sox uniform & was a beloved fixture of Fenway and Fort Myers. He gave so much to this organization, Lee County, & Sox Nation.

We send our love to the Greenwell family.
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
First real fall day in New England today; there's a chill in the air, leaves are falling and blowing in the wind, and the people of the forest are looking for a warm place to lay their eggs @nicklutsko.bsky.social youtu.be/jpzWVh7f4TE
Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
IYKYK
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
PHI/MIL and TOR/DET would be the ideal LCSs followed by MIL/TOR because it would be Manfred’s worst nightmare
October 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM