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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
Now that I'm (millennial) getting older, I'm starting to understand the Baby Boomer ennui a bit more
The real headfuck is not "my youth is over". Rather, "the kind of youth I had is dead, the young people do something completely alien to what I experienced"
The real headfuck is not "my youth is over". Rather, "the kind of youth I had is dead, the young people do something completely alien to what I experienced"
April 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Now that I'm (millennial) getting older, I'm starting to understand the Baby Boomer ennui a bit more
The real headfuck is not "my youth is over". Rather, "the kind of youth I had is dead, the young people do something completely alien to what I experienced"
The real headfuck is not "my youth is over". Rather, "the kind of youth I had is dead, the young people do something completely alien to what I experienced"
honestly i wouldn't have guessed they used signal
March 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
honestly i wouldn't have guessed they used signal
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yeah this guy was absolutely trans, fascinating person
March 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
yeah this guy was absolutely trans, fascinating person
apparently the ape linguist who translated koko's sign language is a guy named "nim chimpsky" which is a real name and not just a pun on noam chomsky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chi...
Nim Chimpsky - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
apparently the ape linguist who translated koko's sign language is a guy named "nim chimpsky" which is a real name and not just a pun on noam chomsky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chi...
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The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The people who think they are good at everything because they are good at coding are also bad at coding.
what's interesting is that the Republicans have a new moral panic once or twice a year, so if you shifted the discourse by a few months all of these anti-DEI executive orders would have been anti-CRT instead
February 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what's interesting is that the Republicans have a new moral panic once or twice a year, so if you shifted the discourse by a few months all of these anti-DEI executive orders would have been anti-CRT instead
my guess is that these tariffs are going to be used as political leverage
"yeah everything's expensive now, but it's just because Dems are filibustering removing income tax"
if it works the whole thing will just be a backdoor for a flat rate sales tax
"yeah everything's expensive now, but it's just because Dems are filibustering removing income tax"
if it works the whole thing will just be a backdoor for a flat rate sales tax
February 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
my guess is that these tariffs are going to be used as political leverage
"yeah everything's expensive now, but it's just because Dems are filibustering removing income tax"
if it works the whole thing will just be a backdoor for a flat rate sales tax
"yeah everything's expensive now, but it's just because Dems are filibustering removing income tax"
if it works the whole thing will just be a backdoor for a flat rate sales tax
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“It’s not gay if you leave you socks on” also known as the “fruit by the foot rule”
February 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“It’s not gay if you leave you socks on” also known as the “fruit by the foot rule”
ceo shooter feels uniquely poised to inspire copycats
the protocol for years was "don't glamorize, say their name or put their picture on tv." yet here everyone's done the opposite
will the next generation of violent misanthropes target the rich and powerful instead of school children?
the protocol for years was "don't glamorize, say their name or put their picture on tv." yet here everyone's done the opposite
will the next generation of violent misanthropes target the rich and powerful instead of school children?
December 10, 2024 at 6:51 AM
ceo shooter feels uniquely poised to inspire copycats
the protocol for years was "don't glamorize, say their name or put their picture on tv." yet here everyone's done the opposite
will the next generation of violent misanthropes target the rich and powerful instead of school children?
the protocol for years was "don't glamorize, say their name or put their picture on tv." yet here everyone's done the opposite
will the next generation of violent misanthropes target the rich and powerful instead of school children?
what's the over under on the motivation for the uhg assassin guy:
- screwed over by uhg
- insurance fraud
- guy having an affair
- personal beef
- just doesn't like ceos
- screwed over by uhg
- insurance fraud
- guy having an affair
- personal beef
- just doesn't like ceos
December 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
what's the over under on the motivation for the uhg assassin guy:
- screwed over by uhg
- insurance fraud
- guy having an affair
- personal beef
- just doesn't like ceos
- screwed over by uhg
- insurance fraud
- guy having an affair
- personal beef
- just doesn't like ceos
the hunter biden pardon is really only annoying because he's otherwise been such a Norms Respecter
December 3, 2024 at 12:18 AM
the hunter biden pardon is really only annoying because he's otherwise been such a Norms Respecter
i feel kinda surprised that "the Boston Tea Party was a response to consumer goods tariffs" hasn't been brought up much
any big lib accounts that follow me are welcome to have that one for free
any big lib accounts that follow me are welcome to have that one for free
November 26, 2024 at 11:23 PM
i feel kinda surprised that "the Boston Tea Party was a response to consumer goods tariffs" hasn't been brought up much
any big lib accounts that follow me are welcome to have that one for free
any big lib accounts that follow me are welcome to have that one for free
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waiter! one resting my head on a girl's lap while she strokes my hair and tells me it'll all be okay, please!
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
waiter! one resting my head on a girl's lap while she strokes my hair and tells me it'll all be okay, please!
panic! at the ethical goon session
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
panic! at the ethical goon session
there's hot men, but like no men i want to date, which is a problem because i really need someone around who knows how to barbecue
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
there's hot men, but like no men i want to date, which is a problem because i really need someone around who knows how to barbecue
i can't stop calling people "slime"
November 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
i can't stop calling people "slime"
finally purchased one of those overpriced noisy keyboards. my coworkers may stab me but i think it'll be worth it
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
finally purchased one of those overpriced noisy keyboards. my coworkers may stab me but i think it'll be worth it
my post "clocky" trait? probably my personality and general state of being
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
my post "clocky" trait? probably my personality and general state of being
wild how this place has somehow fewer bots
November 22, 2024 at 4:33 PM
wild how this place has somehow fewer bots
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Wishing all trans folks love and joy today, and vengeance for the ones we've lost. And if you hate trans people, fix your hearts or die.
November 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Wishing all trans folks love and joy today, and vengeance for the ones we've lost. And if you hate trans people, fix your hearts or die.