“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

ABC's "The Grungler"

how does this track with marriage?

"older men have more sex with fewer partners" maybe they're just more likely to be in committed relationships?

please ignore my suspiciously spool-shaped belly

my honest to god first interpretation of this was that she crashed her Stuart Little sized car into this guy's bumper, flying through her windshield and getting lodged in his trunk

the thing is, i can think of three different "it"s and it's correct for all of them

i don't understand how anyone with a functional brain would classify this as "bending the knee" so much as forcing others to bend the knee to him

yeah, i work in cs, and a lot of these words like inclusive and bias show up in lots of non technical contexts. like, I think most of the documentation i write at work (not related to social justice in any direct way) would be impacted by these

i love the discourse around musk that's just stereotypes about meth

like the guy sucks but that's just not what ket is

Well yeah. If they gave Canada 13 states, there would be a dem majority for a generation

i don't think senators can arrest people

it's like a platitude that means "it's okay to buy the reddit shark even if you're not out to your parents" and weaponizing it to be like, "you can be a right wing 'detrans' grifter even if you've never trans'd in the first place"