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girlboything | minneapolis | punished functional programmer
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ABC's "The Grungler"
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
how does this track with marriage?

"older men have more sex with fewer partners" maybe they're just more likely to be in committed relationships?
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
please ignore my suspiciously spool-shaped belly
March 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my honest to god first interpretation of this was that she crashed her Stuart Little sized car into this guy's bumper, flying through her windshield and getting lodged in his trunk
March 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the thing is, i can think of three different "it"s and it's correct for all of them
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i don't understand how anyone with a functional brain would classify this as "bending the knee" so much as forcing others to bend the knee to him
February 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
yeah, i work in cs, and a lot of these words like inclusive and bias show up in lots of non technical contexts. like, I think most of the documentation i write at work (not related to social justice in any direct way) would be impacted by these
February 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i love the discourse around musk that's just stereotypes about meth

like the guy sucks but that's just not what ket is
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Well yeah. If they gave Canada 13 states, there would be a dem majority for a generation
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i don't think senators can arrest people
February 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
it's like a platitude that means "it's okay to buy the reddit shark even if you're not out to your parents" and weaponizing it to be like, "you can be a right wing 'detrans' grifter even if you've never trans'd in the first place"
December 3, 2024 at 1:09 AM