GOODEND.DOG
@notfcknsoryu.bsky.social
langley / mil(f)-spec lesbian / social trauma SME / tourettes for unfunny shit /🔞/ check out my linktree: http://linktr.ee/goodend_dog
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last week we lost one of my best friends to an overdose. she was visiting her family in a dying Pennsylvania town to see her dying sister, and it killed her.
she had many names, names I'll keep. private as I think she'd want, but they they all meant one thing: love.
she had many names, names I'll keep. private as I think she'd want, but they they all meant one thing: love.
>looking for a new hechman
>ask the evil HR woman if their henchman is dastardly or conniving
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dastardly and what is conniving
>she laughs and says "it's an evil henchman sir"
>hire henchman
>he's conniving
>ask the evil HR woman if their henchman is dastardly or conniving
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dastardly and what is conniving
>she laughs and says "it's an evil henchman sir"
>hire henchman
>he's conniving
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
>looking for a new hechman
>ask the evil HR woman if their henchman is dastardly or conniving
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dastardly and what is conniving
>she laughs and says "it's an evil henchman sir"
>hire henchman
>he's conniving
>ask the evil HR woman if their henchman is dastardly or conniving
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is dastardly and what is conniving
>she laughs and says "it's an evil henchman sir"
>hire henchman
>he's conniving
now THAT'S what I'm talking about
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
now THAT'S what I'm talking about
the illegitimate coup in me recognizes the illegitimate coup in you
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
the illegitimate coup in me recognizes the illegitimate coup in you
begun the clone wars have
January 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
begun the clone wars have
99% of toxic misanthropes give up right before circumstances change and they are proved right
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
99% of toxic misanthropes give up right before circumstances change and they are proved right
anyone want to get up to absolutely debautched behaviour that we may later come to regret ?
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
anyone want to get up to absolutely debautched behaviour that we may later come to regret ?
the worst guy you know has a secure attachment style
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
the worst guy you know has a secure attachment style
I need a pretty girl to dress me up and pose me for thirst traps like I'm a figma more than I need to breathe
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I need a pretty girl to dress me up and pose me for thirst traps like I'm a figma more than I need to breathe
border gestapo asked if I was bringing in any "bc bud or fent" and was not pleased when I asked why I'd ever buy that outside of Portland
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
border gestapo asked if I was bringing in any "bc bud or fent" and was not pleased when I asked why I'd ever buy that outside of Portland
the worst part of aging as a lesbian trans woman is that nobody wants an easily abusable older woman. you're stuck playing the predatory lesbian and crying to yourself in your darker moments about how you never got a chance to be the prey
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the worst part of aging as a lesbian trans woman is that nobody wants an easily abusable older woman. you're stuck playing the predatory lesbian and crying to yourself in your darker moments about how you never got a chance to be the prey
are you a cute girl in the pacific northwest of the united states? are you at switch or a domme? do you want to inappropriately touch a girl who's been described as "really serving kim possible"?
applications are open
applications are open
I wish I was a fluffy puppy that girls would want to molest
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
are you a cute girl in the pacific northwest of the united states? are you at switch or a domme? do you want to inappropriately touch a girl who's been described as "really serving kim possible"?
applications are open
applications are open
I wish I was a fluffy puppy that girls would want to molest
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wish I was a fluffy puppy that girls would want to molest
at the dinner table with the family reminiscing about when charlie kirk's neck just did that
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
at the dinner table with the family reminiscing about when charlie kirk's neck just did that
I am cursed to suffer for eternity because my type is tall girls with dark hair, tired eyes, and severe mental illness
December 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am cursed to suffer for eternity because my type is tall girls with dark hair, tired eyes, and severe mental illness
I'd say you were perfect, but you wouldn't want to have all your rough edges sanded smooth. but you were damn good. you were the best of us
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I'd say you were perfect, but you wouldn't want to have all your rough edges sanded smooth. but you were damn good. you were the best of us
bricked up! at the baggage carousel
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bricked up! at the baggage carousel
toronto i am approaching you at a high rate of speed
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
toronto i am approaching you at a high rate of speed
I complimented the food an Indian man sitting across the isle from me had brought aboard the plane (my god it smelled so delicious) and he shared some with me! what a wonderful Christmas, even aboard an airplane!
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I complimented the food an Indian man sitting across the isle from me had brought aboard the plane (my god it smelled so delicious) and he shared some with me! what a wonderful Christmas, even aboard an airplane!
all i want for christmas is an evil woman to fight for the gun with is that so much to ask
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
all i want for christmas is an evil woman to fight for the gun with is that so much to ask
lorazapam got me actin 🖐️ this many years old
December 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
lorazapam got me actin 🖐️ this many years old
*little kid voice* i like u alot
December 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*little kid voice* i like u alot
I feel almost guilty that the pain isn't so bad anymore, that I can think of her and talk about her without being overcome, but how long do I expect myself to keep that up? how long can one keep the acute mourning period going?
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I feel almost guilty that the pain isn't so bad anymore, that I can think of her and talk about her without being overcome, but how long do I expect myself to keep that up? how long can one keep the acute mourning period going?
pro incest propaganda, on MY Instagram algorithm?
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
pro incest propaganda, on MY Instagram algorithm?
this is gonna be my first night away from home since it happened. it's going to be so strange to not be praying the mourner's kaddish over a candle tonight
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this is gonna be my first night away from home since it happened. it's going to be so strange to not be praying the mourner's kaddish over a candle tonight