GOODEND.DOG
@notfcknsoryu.bsky.social
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GOODEND.DOG
@notfcknsoryu.bsky.social
· Dec 21
last week we lost one of my best friends to an overdose. she was visiting her family in a dying Pennsylvania town to see her dying sister, and it killed her.
she had many names, names I'll keep. private as I think she'd want, but they they all meant one thing: love.
she had many names, names I'll keep. private as I think she'd want, but they they all meant one thing: love.
doomer age regressor that won't stop saying inbak
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 AM
doomer age regressor that won't stop saying inbak
are the party rockers in the house with us right now?
February 6, 2026 at 10:14 AM
are the party rockers in the house with us right now?
the twitter algorithm has served me something incredibly confusing. I get the sense that if I could process this image understanding it would harm me
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the twitter algorithm has served me something incredibly confusing. I get the sense that if I could process this image understanding it would harm me
my desire for cuddles is only outweighed by the mass of mucus currently lodged in my sinuses
February 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
my desire for cuddles is only outweighed by the mass of mucus currently lodged in my sinuses
call me a conicle copper liner the way I'm in HEAT
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
call me a conicle copper liner the way I'm in HEAT
listen im tryin !!
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
listen im tryin !!
okay google is monster energy good for the flu okay google is monster energy import good for the flu okay google are you sure monster energy import isn't good for the flu
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
okay google is monster energy good for the flu okay google is monster energy import good for the flu okay google are you sure monster energy import isn't good for the flu
*jewishly* I would like a bagel
February 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
*jewishly* I would like a bagel
i want to do ketamine and hold hands with a girl,,,
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 AM
i want to do ketamine and hold hands with a girl,,,
I think the romantic tension between an SR-71 and a MiG-31 in pursuit is profoundly erotic
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I think the romantic tension between an SR-71 and a MiG-31 in pursuit is profoundly erotic
convince me to use bluesky instead of twitter
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
convince me to use bluesky instead of twitter
they should pipe hard boiled eggs into every home like water
February 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
they should pipe hard boiled eggs into every home like water
a nice girl just told me my eyes look like i'm a kid lost in a department store 😖😖😖
January 31, 2026 at 8:48 AM
a nice girl just told me my eyes look like i'm a kid lost in a department store 😖😖😖
getting a dm on grindr from a guy named "RACEPLAY TERMINATOR"
January 31, 2026 at 7:32 AM
getting a dm on grindr from a guy named "RACEPLAY TERMINATOR"
made it through tsa without getting groped . growers stay winning
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
made it through tsa without getting groped . growers stay winning
studying the anatomy and physiology has me saying shit like "come, let's get sun burned" and "some lovers try positions that they can't handle"
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
studying the anatomy and physiology has me saying shit like "come, let's get sun burned" and "some lovers try positions that they can't handle"
los angeles this weekend :)
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
los angeles this weekend :)
the women of bluesky ask me a lot if there's a mommy langley. well , of course there is. you're her. and you're still as perfect as the day we met
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 AM
the women of bluesky ask me a lot if there's a mommy langley. well , of course there is. you're her. and you're still as perfect as the day we met
things have gotten worse since we last spoke
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
things have gotten worse since we last spoke
a girl's toes are just another kind of pacifier if you think about it
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
a girl's toes are just another kind of pacifier if you think about it
in the future they'll issue pacifiers to the troops like canteens
January 25, 2026 at 8:54 AM
in the future they'll issue pacifiers to the troops like canteens
*takes a drag off a candy cigarette* i never thought i would make it to this many
January 25, 2026 at 4:35 AM
*takes a drag off a candy cigarette* i never thought i would make it to this many
the political situation really calls for snuggies with mommy
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 AM
the political situation really calls for snuggies with mommy
older woman looking for younger woman to call mommy. references available upon request
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
older woman looking for younger woman to call mommy. references available upon request
i'm gonna be real with you mommy, puppy's at the end of her rope
January 24, 2026 at 3:45 AM
i'm gonna be real with you mommy, puppy's at the end of her rope