her: i need a shorter way to say “the earliest groups of humans to extract metals from ores using heat and chemicals drastically changed civilization”

me: “he who smelted, Delta'd”

Look at this Depression Robe cake I decorated for a friend!

#OFMD

Repost if you have tinnitus.

Whoever invented how to pronounce the word "macabre" did a really good jabre.

The beautiful thing about the movie Galaxy Quest is that I’m only somewhat sure Alan Rickman was acting and not just deeply irritated to be in the movie Galaxy Quest

If the person only has one most pens apparently have a secret second dose. It has to do with how the device is constructed, it's a little like the lotion on the bottom of the bottle that the pump can't reach. This is a video on how to get at it with the classic epipen

This\ is, in at least one way, the most remarkable piece of art on earth. I think everyone should know the story of it.

So I made a video about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb9_...

While you’re watching to see if there’s a tsunami, just reminding you of this, one of the most terrifying and well-written pieces of long-form journalism I’ve ever read

www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs

Sage words 👏👏👏

Terry Pratchett was a wise and gifted writer!