Myst
@bakedgothcommie.bsky.social
I'm like convinced at this point that sleeping is the only time I truly, fully unclench my jaw
March 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm like convinced at this point that sleeping is the only time I truly, fully unclench my jaw
My favorite part about Nosferatu was that it seemed like nobody else in that theater knew what they were signing up for when they got tickets
December 26, 2024 at 5:57 AM
My favorite part about Nosferatu was that it seemed like nobody else in that theater knew what they were signing up for when they got tickets
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Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Wham did not have to go so hard on “Last Christmas”
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Northern Flicker Woodpeckers
December 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Northern Flicker Woodpeckers
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In the first Men in Black movie Agent K says the organization is funded by patents on alien technology which means the Men in Black canonically include a team of patent lawyers and that would make a great spin-off.
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
In the first Men in Black movie Agent K says the organization is funded by patents on alien technology which means the Men in Black canonically include a team of patent lawyers and that would make a great spin-off.
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Christopher Walken was perfect casting for the Emperor in Dune because he has the Harmless Old Man aura, but when he glowers you fully believe he would throw a baby into an active volcano if it would give him an ounce of leverage.
December 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Christopher Walken was perfect casting for the Emperor in Dune because he has the Harmless Old Man aura, but when he glowers you fully believe he would throw a baby into an active volcano if it would give him an ounce of leverage.
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Explain this, humankind
December 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Explain this, humankind
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Last full moon of 2024
December 15, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Last full moon of 2024
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📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
December 15, 2024 at 4:08 PM
📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
― Lyndon B. Johnson
*(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)
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if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
if I had billions of dollars I would do cool things like revive Wishbone and fund a Muppet film adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express with Daniel Craig doing a silly Belgian accent
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Your billionaire oligarch overlords are experiencing fear for the first time in their lives.
Rest assured, they are plotting their revenge.
Rest assured, they are plotting their revenge.
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Your billionaire oligarch overlords are experiencing fear for the first time in their lives.
Rest assured, they are plotting their revenge.
Rest assured, they are plotting their revenge.
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Can’t wait for this month to be over. So sick of Thanksgiving songs everywhere I go. All day long the sound of shrill, panicked slaughter-gobbling. Gobbling everywhere.
November 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Can’t wait for this month to be over. So sick of Thanksgiving songs everywhere I go. All day long the sound of shrill, panicked slaughter-gobbling. Gobbling everywhere.
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Let me be clear, I don't hate religious people. I believe those are decisions people need to make for themselves. What I take issue with is when people cherry pick religion as a scapegoat for hate against others.
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Let me be clear, I don't hate religious people. I believe those are decisions people need to make for themselves. What I take issue with is when people cherry pick religion as a scapegoat for hate against others.
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Alright, I’ve hit 9k followers here. That’s enough of you to fight the giant bug guarding the can of soda I need. No this isn’t Pikmin this is real life and I’m real thirsty, people. Get to dying.
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Alright, I’ve hit 9k followers here. That’s enough of you to fight the giant bug guarding the can of soda I need. No this isn’t Pikmin this is real life and I’m real thirsty, people. Get to dying.
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
Dump of the week, S'more soda was decent. I met Violet Chachki! Got the *only* tarot deck that's been pulling me for years. Unfortunately now I'm incredibly sick and it royally sucks
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Dump of the week, S'more soda was decent. I met Violet Chachki! Got the *only* tarot deck that's been pulling me for years. Unfortunately now I'm incredibly sick and it royally sucks
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Newly finished Sandworm tattoo!!
November 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Newly finished Sandworm tattoo!!
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Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.