Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 7-4)
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Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 7-4)
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Baltimore --> Philadelphia
Florida State / Let’s Go O’s

America's #3152057841 law boi
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THIS IS MY PHILADELPHIA BAGEL CHART (subject 2 revision upon any revisit because anyone can have an off day) THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BAGEL CHART IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY BAGEL CHART, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT
cutting a promo and flexing a muscle before putting on the linda ronstadt vinyl what up ronheads
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ELECTRIFY MARC AND MAKE IT ONE REGIONAL SYSTEM 😈
RUN MARC TO NEWARK OR SEPTA TO PERRYVILLE SO WE CAN DO PUBLIC TRANSIT BY RAIL ALL THE WAY TO MANASSAS
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 7-4)
ICE is at the Waverly Giant, Baltimore friends. Beware.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the Baltimore Steelers
Much like the Packers and Steelers, every NFL team should be forced to change their name to reflect the major industry of the city.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
phonecalls to the homies to check on the mental health and also discuss college football 💆‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i am ready to start dressin
The Liberty Bell. 🔔 

A symbol that unites us all. Resilient and Unbreakable. 

This is the 2025-26 City Edition.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
what does this even mean at this point lmao
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
yachting with this brenda russell vinyl 💆‍♂️ 🛥️
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
many senate dems are more interested in the appearance of bipartisanship and pretending to govern than actually building and wielding power.

this must end!
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
[nasally, slurred collinsworth chalkgrinder voice]: now here’s a doink that reminds me of that guy patrick mahomes
please shut up during quality upright noises
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the t shirt cannon is simply an aspergillum for brands. in this essay, i will
in some positive news, i was blessed by the t shirt cannon for the first time in my life 🙏
franklin (dog) must answer for his crimes
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
in some positive news, i was blessed by the t shirt cannon for the first time in my life 🙏
franklin (dog) must answer for his crimes
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
franklin (dog) must answer for his crimes
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
beanie siegel halftime show we are so blessed
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
loser
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ban cars means the detroit pistons
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
it’s sixers time 🤠
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the baltimore ravens once again holding the most dangerous lead in sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
adam thielen die mad lmao
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Giants vs. Bears 💆‍♂️
(we love a snow game)
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
SUNDAY BEAN HARVEST ALERT 🫘🚨
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 7-4)
I have been actively watching contracts and surge funding over the last few days and what I would say to my friends in Baltimore is “be absolutely ready, right now.”
ICE poised to ramp up raids in Baltimore by Thanksgiving
The Trump administration has rush-ordered infrastructure to conduct raids, abduct residents, and detain people for months.
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
he’s cheering for the tigers smh
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
nothing beats watching florida state with a refreshing drink!
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
love 2 watch FSU vs Clemson on the ACC Network/ Prepper QVC network
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM