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Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 7-4)
@bageltechno.bsky.social
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Florida State / Let’s Go O’s

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D.W. from the animated children's television program "Arthur" standing in the rain with her arms outstretched. D.W. is an anthropomorphic aardvark.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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SUNDAY BEAN HARVEST ALERT 🫘🚨
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world dangling 3 legs off of his window bed showing his magnificent toe beans
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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he’s cheering for the tigers smh
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world lounging on a ouch with a football game on a television in the background
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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nothing beats watching florida state with a refreshing drink!
a glass with clear liquid in it next to a clorox bleach jug.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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beat cornell
the penn football team getting ready to snap the ball
November 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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beat cornell
the penn football team getting ready to snap the ball
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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he knows it is a CRIME to sit on the table (even when there isn’t a puzzle under construction), and yet!
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world being a tiny devil and sitting atop a puzzle that is partially completed. the puzzle is on a dining room table with a bit of sun where the cat’s head is. the cat is no doubt enjoying the sunny spot.
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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PIGEONS OF SEPTA
a handsome devil of a pigeon strolling about the entryway of a septa station
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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look at that density-based station placement; the tasteful thickness of the central hub; oh my god - it even has a broad-ridge spur.
Patrick Bateman in "American Psycho" holding a business card absolutely transfixed/stupefied but its tastefulness.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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these inquirer voter interviews are mildly aneurysm-inducing
Republican voters have mostly been the ones Tuesday voting "no" on retention of Pennsylvania’s Democratic Supreme Court justices. But one Newtown Democrat said he withheld some support from the judicial candidates. John King, 68, of Newtown Borough, voted all blue. But when it came to the state Supreme Court — the highest-profile race during Tuesday’s election in Pennsylvania — King only voted to retain Kevin Dougherty, whom King says he knows personally. Why didn’t he vote for Christine Donohue or David Wecht? King doesn’t know them, he said. Could Democrats have done anything different to persuade King to support the others? “No,” he said.
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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having a normal one
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world walking under a standing desk riser getting tangled in wires. a photo of eddie murray is to the left.
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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say drake, i hear you like them [GIDP]
kendrick lamar with a diabolical grin strolling and performing at the super bowl
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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jeff hoffman (mid) blows a kiss
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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a will smith home run, you say?
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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good guy philly inquirer put together a giant insert of election information and polling places in multiple languages in today’s paper

everyone say “thank you, inky”
a giant insert in the philly inquirer listing polling places and election information
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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loaf pan mode ACTIVATED
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world lying on his fancy bed in loaf pan mode (all paws folded and tucked under him)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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actually, linkedin is the best website?
linkedin post from some random person on the feed My wife left me last night. This is what it taught me about business strategy: The longer the contract, the more complacent you get. Overcommunicating doesn't build trust, it signals weakness. Dinner is a meeting. If you're not bringing value, it's just noise. When they start saying "we need to talk," the negotiation's already over. Diversify your attention portfolio, never go all-in on one stakeholder. If they follow too booktok accounts, churn is coming. She took the house. But I kept the vision. Maybe I should stick to business.
October 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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our Philadelphia 76ers do it again weeeeeeee
the wizards with a 98.8% win probability with 5:15 left in the 4th and a 122-109 lead after Khris Middleton grabbed a defensive rebound. the wizards would blow it an the sixers would win with a 100% win probability hell yeah.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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good evening, chat
an unhinged and now deep fried meme featuring the sixers mascot BIG SHOT a guy in a blue full body face-covering suit and sixers jersey with a red wig sunglasses and basketball shoes. Sixers Win is around big shot's head. the septa logo is there, a pretzel is there, big shot is holding a cheesesteak from Angelo's. A deep fried laughing face is next to "SIXERS WIN". There's a bottle of fernet branca. Franklin the mascot, william penn statue, and jerry jones are in a row with x's through them. water ice is under franklin.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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having a normal one
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world sitting on a backpack in big boi mode with a hind leg up in the air and a front paw hanging. he’s resting on another. back paw and front paw. idk why he sits like this but every day is a new adventure, i guess
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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i apparently talked about how much i liked spotted cow so much that i was gifted a can of spotted cow 😎
a can of spotted cow resting on a book case because it is the star of the show. the can features a jumping cow hopping over wisconsin against an orange to yellow (bottom to top) with green bands at top and bottom
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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see you in valhalla, brother. the IMER IM 4746 Electric Aerial Scissor Lift with 52’ Working Height and 550lb Load Capacity has the watch now
LSU coach brian kelly on right. The IMER IM 4736 E Electric Aerial Scissor Lift with 52’ Working Height and 550lb Load Capacity 1128566 on right
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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gritty has exceeded all expectations
flyers mascot gritty leading fans in clapping
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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well, actually
the creed album human clay, which depicts a clay man torso up emerging from the intersection of crossroads.
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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purrkinje loves his electronic flapping/chirping bird (sometimes he hunts it, other times he gives it kisses and styles its feathers)
the most handsome tuxedo cat in the world lying on a carpet holding a small electronic bird with his front 2 paws while kicking it with a back paw because he has caught it. his snaggletooth is showing.
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM