People have interpreted this as a call for a boycott, when I actually want a wealth tax so aggressive it'd make Lenin say, "steady on, lad" if Lenin talked like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

Gene Hackman sounds like a character Hideo Kojima would have in a game about cloning

Many people do not understand game design. Let me explain: game design is when attacking with your primary attack builds stacks of zorp, and your secondary consumes zorp stacks to add additional slow and lifesteal when you plurk

If someone puts a gun to your head and says do something funny right now you should hold the gun and say “hello?” like it’s a telephone, best case it’s a fresh twist on a banana classic worst case you’ve got wrist control