Bad Star Wars Takes
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Your home for bad Star Wars takes and pitches from that galaxy far far away.
Re-Posts don’t necessarily mean you have a bad take. But it might. And it could also just be funny.
Parody, satire, fan account.
#StarWars
Re-Posts don’t necessarily mean you have a bad take. But it might. And it could also just be funny.
Parody, satire, fan account.
#StarWars
Diego Luna wears the hottest dress shoes.
June 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Diego Luna wears the hottest dress shoes.
Okay here we go. But no hitting the thermal exhaust port right below the main port. Agreed?
May 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Okay here we go. But no hitting the thermal exhaust port right below the main port. Agreed?
I was joking as well.
May 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I was joking as well.
I remember the trailer looked so bad that I skipped it entirely.
May 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I remember the trailer looked so bad that I skipped it entirely.
It was the only thing she had to bond with Luthen.
May 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It was the only thing she had to bond with Luthen.
“Use your skills to make movie props they said. Show business is glamorous they said.
Now I’m air brushing a space car in fricken Tunisia!”
Now I’m air brushing a space car in fricken Tunisia!”
May 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Use your skills to make movie props they said. Show business is glamorous they said.
Now I’m air brushing a space car in fricken Tunisia!”
Now I’m air brushing a space car in fricken Tunisia!”
Sometimes life imitates art.
May 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sometimes life imitates art.
I have been in this pizza since I was 6 years old.
May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have been in this pizza since I was 6 years old.
That’s no moon, it’s a pizza!
May 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That’s no moon, it’s a pizza!
Too soon! I’ve only seen S2E12 three times!!!
May 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Too soon! I’ve only seen S2E12 three times!!!
“I want to watch YouTube”
May 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“I want to watch YouTube”