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Bad Star Wars Takes
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Your home for bad Star Wars takes and pitches from that galaxy far far away.

Re-Posts don’t necessarily mean you have a bad take. But it might. And it could also just be funny.

Parody, satire, fan account.
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Lucasfilm should re-release Rogue One in theaters as a Special Edition.

But the only thing different will be an opening crawl.

#Andor
#RogueOne
#StarWars
June 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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This is the way.

#StarWars
June 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Solo 2 but as a streaming show and The Acolyte season 2 but as a theatrical movie.

Make everyone happy and mad at the same time.

#MakeSolo2Happen
#RenewTheAcolyte
#Solo
#TheAcolyte
#StarWars
Bert and Ernie
June 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Sometimes life imitates art.
May 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The Minecraft movie is just Napoleon Dynamite but with Jack Black in it.

He needs to return to Star Wars.

#StarWars
Vote for Pedro
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Post a character who looks good wet.

#StarWars
Wind up swimming Jar Jar Binks
May 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Disney Star Wars is jaw dropping.

#StarWars
May 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Everyday…

#StarWars #ANewHope #EmpireStrikesBack #ReturnOfTheJedi #ThePhantomMenace #AttackOfTheClones #RevengeOfTheSith #TheForceAwakens #TheRiseOfSkywalker #TheLastJedi #TheMandalorian #TheBookOfBobaFett #Asokah #TheAcolyte #SkeletonCrew #Andor
May 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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If You see This, You must Post 4 of Your Favorite Characters from 4 Different Series

Pass It On
May 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Mandalorian & Grogu movie should be entirely about how Sebulba founded the First Order.

#StarWars
#TheMandalorianAndGrogu
Sebulba Strkes Back
May 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This is the worst bounty hunter in all of #StarWars
Not Skorr
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This character needs a complete back story in a future Star Wars animation. She is obviously a Nightsister.

Tales of Dathomir

#Andor
#StarWars
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We should have gotten this backstory in the Episode 10 flashbacks.

#Andor
#StarWars
The greatest character in all of Star Wars
May 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Gonna tell my kids this was #Andor Season 2 Episode 12

#StarWars
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Two Tubes looks a lot younger in Rogue One than in Andor. ILM must have de-aged him.

#Andor
#StarWars
May 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Aaaaand now to watch #Andor season 3.

#StarWars
Andor Season 3
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Coming up on #Andor

Dedra Meero finally catches Luthen Rael. And then moves onto her next target.

#StarWars
May 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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ONE WAY OUT!
ONE WAY OUT!!

#Andor
#StarWars
May 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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People that hate Disney #StarWars

Me:
May 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

#Andor
#StarWars
May 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.
Muffit
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The Ghost in Rogue One
May 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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The most accurate thing on the internet are the Star Wars trailers posted by rando YouTube channels.

#StarWars
#Andor
May 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Eedy Karn took out the many Bothans that died.

#StarWars
#Andor #ReturnOfTheJedi
Eedy Karn will have her revenge.
May 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM