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Bad Star Wars Takes
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Your home for bad Star Wars takes and pitches from that galaxy far far away.

Re-Posts don’t necessarily mean you have a bad take. But it might. And it could also just be funny.

Parody, satire, fan account.
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Bad Star Wars Takes @badstarwarstakes.bsky.social · Dec 2
Disney should reboot Star Wars.

#StarWars
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Spaceballs 2 should be filled with politics so everyone can complain that there was never politics in Spaceballs.

#StarWars
#Spaceballs

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officialmelbrooks.bsky.social Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · Jun 12
I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Lucasfilm should re-release Rogue One in theaters as a Special Edition.

But the only thing different will be an opening crawl.

#Andor
#RogueOne
#StarWars
June 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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This is the way.

#StarWars
June 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Solo 2 but as a streaming show and The Acolyte season 2 but as a theatrical movie.

Make everyone happy and mad at the same time.

#MakeSolo2Happen
#RenewTheAcolyte
#Solo
#TheAcolyte
#StarWars
Bert and Ernie
June 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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An 8 episode live action show on Disney+ entirely about the day to day lives of B1 Battle Droids.

Star Wars: Roger Squared

#StarWars
a robot says i hate this job in a cartoon
ALT: a robot says i hate this job in a cartoon
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May 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The well-known scene from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, where Obi-Wan Kenobi receives the holographic message from Princess Leia. However, in this pic, Leia has been replaced by a small, dancing hologram of Hatsune Miku. Luke looks embarrassed while Obi-Wan is confused, looking at Luke with a judging expression.
May 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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The Minecraft movie is just Napoleon Dynamite but with Jack Black in it.

He needs to return to Star Wars.

#StarWars
Vote for Pedro
May 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Post a character who looks good wet.

#StarWars
Wind up swimming Jar Jar Binks
May 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Disney Star Wars is jaw dropping.

#StarWars
May 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Everyday…

#StarWars #ANewHope #EmpireStrikesBack #ReturnOfTheJedi #ThePhantomMenace #AttackOfTheClones #RevengeOfTheSith #TheForceAwakens #TheRiseOfSkywalker #TheLastJedi #TheMandalorian #TheBookOfBobaFett #Asokah #TheAcolyte #SkeletonCrew #Andor
May 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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If You see This, You must Post 4 of Your Favorite Characters from 4 Different Series

Pass It On
May 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It's Saturday!

Post a cartoon TV series you love. 📺
May 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Rogue One squadron: are we a joke to you?!
A screenshot of SW IV featuring the Rebel Command meeting scene, with General Dodonna describing “an analysis of the (Death Star) plans provided by Princess Leia…”
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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“My bad.” #Andor #StarWars
May 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The Mandalorian & Grogu movie should be entirely about how Sebulba founded the First Order.

#StarWars
#TheMandalorianAndGrogu
Sebulba Strkes Back
May 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This is the worst bounty hunter in all of #StarWars
Not Skorr
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Eh?
May 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This character needs a complete back story in a future Star Wars animation. She is obviously a Nightsister.

Tales of Dathomir

#Andor
#StarWars
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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We should have gotten this backstory in the Episode 10 flashbacks.

#Andor
#StarWars
The greatest character in all of Star Wars
May 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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B2EMO drinking a banana milkshake for the finale of Andor tonight 🍌
B2EMO gif I made ages ago where he’s drinking a banana milkshake
May 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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#Andor season finale reactions with a GIF!
May 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Gonna tell my kids this was #Andor Season 2 Episode 12

#StarWars
May 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I heard there’s a cut episode of andor where cassian smuggles pizza from coruscant to yavin for mon mothmas surprise birthday party #andor
May 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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My favorite spoiler-free #Andor comment from Reddit:

"And then some fucking farmboy swoops in to take all the credit for the group project… "
May 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM