BadHorror Reviews
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Bad reviews of amazing, low-budget horror. Proud member of the Mutant Fam. Retired investigator turned Sr. Software Engineer. #BLM
Imagine being able to say that Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk are your grandpas. This child must be protected at all costs.
February 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Imagine being able to say that Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk are your grandpas. This child must be protected at all costs.
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BREAKING NEWS: Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars has passed away at the age of 22. Mr. McQueen fell asleep in his garage and left himself running
February 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars has passed away at the age of 22. Mr. McQueen fell asleep in his garage and left himself running
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Only YOU Can Prevent Butthole Fires!
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Only YOU Can Prevent Butthole Fires!
Negative four degrees looks like a dude leaned forward absolutely ass-blasting a turd across the room.
February 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Negative four degrees looks like a dude leaned forward absolutely ass-blasting a turd across the room.
My annual review just described my personality as "brushing up naked against a truck stop shower curtain".
February 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My annual review just described my personality as "brushing up naked against a truck stop shower curtain".
Well, if I already had pants then it would be weird for me to be in a JoAnn Fabrics getting pants material, wouldn't it? But, here we are.
February 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Well, if I already had pants then it would be weird for me to be in a JoAnn Fabrics getting pants material, wouldn't it? But, here we are.
But where on Eileen?
February 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
But where on Eileen?
Shout out to Pompeii. World "Floor is Lava" Champs since 79AD
February 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to Pompeii. World "Floor is Lava" Champs since 79AD
When Earth's RAM is low and render distance is reduced. Also, terrible story line.
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When Earth's RAM is low and render distance is reduced. Also, terrible story line.
Church would be a lot more interesting if everyone spoke Creole instead of Latin
February 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Church would be a lot more interesting if everyone spoke Creole instead of Latin
Valentine's is all about showing strangers on the internet your peanuts and borbs
February 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Valentine's is all about showing strangers on the internet your peanuts and borbs
Hello, and welcome to the ED support group. I'm sad to report that several of our members couldn't come tonight.
February 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hello, and welcome to the ED support group. I'm sad to report that several of our members couldn't come tonight.
In case you're wondering how overpaid and useless CEOs really are, Elmo has been cosplaying president for 3 weeks now while Tesla and Space X haven't collapsed.
February 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In case you're wondering how overpaid and useless CEOs really are, Elmo has been cosplaying president for 3 weeks now while Tesla and Space X haven't collapsed.
A Blair Witch-style movie except the camera man is kind of clueless and always in the next room or facing just slightly the wrong way when something tragic happens.
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A Blair Witch-style movie except the camera man is kind of clueless and always in the next room or facing just slightly the wrong way when something tragic happens.
My sweet, sweet child is about to have a soul crushing weekend
February 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My sweet, sweet child is about to have a soul crushing weekend
Me: Hey ladies! I heard it was Mildred's birthday!
[Starts boombox]
🎵 In the arms of an angel...🎵
Me: [starts unbuttoning shirt]
Mildred: Please let this be my last birthday.
[Starts boombox]
🎵 In the arms of an angel...🎵
Me: [starts unbuttoning shirt]
Mildred: Please let this be my last birthday.
February 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Me: Hey ladies! I heard it was Mildred's birthday!
[Starts boombox]
🎵 In the arms of an angel...🎵
Me: [starts unbuttoning shirt]
Mildred: Please let this be my last birthday.
[Starts boombox]
🎵 In the arms of an angel...🎵
Me: [starts unbuttoning shirt]
Mildred: Please let this be my last birthday.
RFK's brain worm walking into the office on his first day as Health Secretary
February 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
RFK's brain worm walking into the office on his first day as Health Secretary
The Easter bunny is hiding painted potatoes this year, kids
February 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Easter bunny is hiding painted potatoes this year, kids
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I wish I could start a beef with Kendrick. Feels like I'd learn a lot about myself.
February 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I wish I could start a beef with Kendrick. Feels like I'd learn a lot about myself.
I'm an old white guy with 90s alternative on perpetual playback but I watched the halftime show and the more I read to understand all of the nuance and meanings, the more I am convinced that Kendrick Lamar is absolutely brilliant.
February 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm an old white guy with 90s alternative on perpetual playback but I watched the halftime show and the more I read to understand all of the nuance and meanings, the more I am convinced that Kendrick Lamar is absolutely brilliant.
My sources inside the NFL are saying that since Mahomes has completed more passes to an Eagle than Hurts has, that Philly will be paying for the KC QBs paycheck today.
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My sources inside the NFL are saying that since Mahomes has completed more passes to an Eagle than Hurts has, that Philly will be paying for the KC QBs paycheck today.
Mahomes is getting fucked by 11 guys at once so hard that this game is going to be sponsored by Porn Hub.
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mahomes is getting fucked by 11 guys at once so hard that this game is going to be sponsored by Porn Hub.
People are speaking with their checkbooks now. I love this for Target. Money is how you communicate with businesses.
February 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
People are speaking with their checkbooks now. I love this for Target. Money is how you communicate with businesses.