Luke
@badgersmack.bsky.social
Musician, writer, software dev, general nuisance, memes frequently stolen.
📍Manchester
#NFFC
📍Manchester
#NFFC
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the bear but with like bears: thread
July 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the bear but with like bears: thread
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I regularly buy a dozen bottles of Badger Ale and 2 packs of mushrooms at my local supermarket. I put them on the conveyor belt in that order hoping the cashier will burst into song as they put them through the till, but they never do.
July 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I regularly buy a dozen bottles of Badger Ale and 2 packs of mushrooms at my local supermarket. I put them on the conveyor belt in that order hoping the cashier will burst into song as they put them through the till, but they never do.
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Cried absolute buckets when NIN played Hurt last night. Was not expecting it to hit quite that hard.
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cried absolute buckets when NIN played Hurt last night. Was not expecting it to hit quite that hard.
Mineral’s EndSerenading is a fucking masterpiece.
I am reminding myself of this fact.
And ‘&serenading’ still has a 100% record for making me cry.
I am reminding myself of this fact.
And ‘&serenading’ still has a 100% record for making me cry.
June 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Mineral’s EndSerenading is a fucking masterpiece.
I am reminding myself of this fact.
And ‘&serenading’ still has a 100% record for making me cry.
I am reminding myself of this fact.
And ‘&serenading’ still has a 100% record for making me cry.
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god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
June 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
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My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
May 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
You’ve been cordially invited.
Do you bring Vimto, Ribena or some kind of orange squash?
Do you bring Vimto, Ribena or some kind of orange squash?
May 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’ve been cordially invited.
Do you bring Vimto, Ribena or some kind of orange squash?
Do you bring Vimto, Ribena or some kind of orange squash?
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album covers ft the golden girls: thread
April 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
album covers ft the golden girls: thread
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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very very serious 🦆
April 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
very very serious 🦆
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elizabeth taylor and other guitars: thread
April 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
elizabeth taylor and other guitars: thread
He doesn’t know what the Commonwealth is. Although him ‘winning’ a ‘deal’ where they get to host the Commonwealth Games for the next 30 years would be quite funny.
March 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
He doesn’t know what the Commonwealth is. Although him ‘winning’ a ‘deal’ where they get to host the Commonwealth Games for the next 30 years would be quite funny.
Things look bleak out there.
Let’s be excellent to each other.
Let’s be excellent to each other.
March 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Things look bleak out there.
Let’s be excellent to each other.
Let’s be excellent to each other.
If you’re making music to satisfy an algorithm, are you actually an artist?
Spotify’s biggest sin? Its algorithms have pushed artists to make joyless, toothless music | John Harris
Spotify’s biggest sin? Its algorithms have pushed artists to make joyless, toothless music | John Harris
Most musicians can only make money on the platform by writing songs inoffensive enough to get on to one of its vapid playlists, says Guardian columnist John Harris
www.theguardian.com
March 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you’re making music to satisfy an algorithm, are you actually an artist?
House of Games can put you right off people, or endear them to you.
Usually the former though.
Usually the former though.
March 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
House of Games can put you right off people, or endear them to you.
Usually the former though.
Usually the former though.
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imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus
March 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
imagine thinking you have kidney stones and then pissing out a tiny magic school bus
Slipped in the smoking area at a gig while trying to sit down. Cracked the back of my head on the bench behind. Now in a long wait to get my head glued/stitched back together. Would be less annoying if I’d have been drunk.
March 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Slipped in the smoking area at a gig while trying to sit down. Cracked the back of my head on the bench behind. Now in a long wait to get my head glued/stitched back together. Would be less annoying if I’d have been drunk.
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nic cage on album covers: thread
March 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
nic cage on album covers: thread
Went to London to watch Inside No. 9: Stage Fright 😁
February 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Went to London to watch Inside No. 9: Stage Fright 😁
“Who was your favourite YouTuber growing up?”
I am in my 40s and wish I had a ridiculous punchline for this.
I am in my 40s and wish I had a ridiculous punchline for this.
February 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Who was your favourite YouTuber growing up?”
I am in my 40s and wish I had a ridiculous punchline for this.
I am in my 40s and wish I had a ridiculous punchline for this.
Nothing quite like the uniquely horrible experience of having your teeth scraped and vibrated for 20 minutes
February 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Nothing quite like the uniquely horrible experience of having your teeth scraped and vibrated for 20 minutes
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Geoffrey's life within Rainbow was a nightmare. I can't believe what he went through living with those cunts.
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Geoffrey's life within Rainbow was a nightmare. I can't believe what he went through living with those cunts.