bad alice
@badalice.bsky.social
white lotus stan account, cat wrangler, professional dirt slinger ⛏️
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“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“The Democrats didn’t do enough on Gaza, so I withheld my vote to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
“Well, Trump won and now he’s gonna destroy Gaza.”
“Yep. We’re paying the price for the Democrats’ incompetence.”
“‘We?’ The Gazans are paying the price, not us”
Pause.
“I needed to make a statement.”
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Me and my friends when we wait patiently for microscopic organisms to float down to us
January 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me and my friends when we wait patiently for microscopic organisms to float down to us
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Elon at a table in the WH dining room. Everyone has their head in their hands "Ha, ha they're still saying I'm a Nazi. We should troll them. We should introduce like, arm bands. Like we could all start wearing red arm bands with a logo. Wouldn't that be funny? Like totally kek. Wouldn't it?"
January 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Elon at a table in the WH dining room. Everyone has their head in their hands "Ha, ha they're still saying I'm a Nazi. We should troll them. We should introduce like, arm bands. Like we could all start wearing red arm bands with a logo. Wouldn't that be funny? Like totally kek. Wouldn't it?"
anyway the sky is not blue it’s actually dark maybe even a thundercloud that follows me around specifically
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
anyway the sky is not blue it’s actually dark maybe even a thundercloud that follows me around specifically
the power in my building went off thx to the flurricane, then when they got it back on the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes and now they’ve turned our water off to fix the fire alarm
a man in a suit says i am impressed in front of a red exit sign
ALT: a man in a suit says i am impressed in front of a red exit sign
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the power in my building went off thx to the flurricane, then when they got it back on the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes and now they’ve turned our water off to fix the fire alarm
was laughing at the downfall of my enemy coworker but it’s come to light that the day before he was fired he gave my cat fleas
January 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
was laughing at the downfall of my enemy coworker but it’s come to light that the day before he was fired he gave my cat fleas
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(In the confessional booth) I quote tweeted a man once
January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
(In the confessional booth) I quote tweeted a man once
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it would take you no time at all to send me photos of your credit cards
October 26, 2023 at 12:41 AM
it would take you no time at all to send me photos of your credit cards
the paint by numbers digital design on my free coloring app is unnecessarily sick
September 18, 2023 at 2:16 AM
the paint by numbers digital design on my free coloring app is unnecessarily sick
Spotify made me witchcore playlist and i wanna know how they came up with that name
September 18, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Spotify made me witchcore playlist and i wanna know how they came up with that name
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i’d die on any hill really
September 16, 2023 at 7:52 PM
i’d die on any hill really
Jon Hamm????!!! Jon Hamm.
August 27, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Jon Hamm????!!! Jon Hamm.
My kitchen island centerpiece is a an opened bottle of wine
August 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
My kitchen island centerpiece is a an opened bottle of wine
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are you really a girl if you don't get the urge to roll in sludge every time you walk by it?
August 15, 2023 at 2:15 PM
are you really a girl if you don't get the urge to roll in sludge every time you walk by it?
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serving cunt in violation of OSHA guidelines
August 15, 2023 at 2:26 PM
serving cunt in violation of OSHA guidelines
i would like to know what goes on in Ronnie Radke’s head just a little
August 8, 2023 at 6:43 PM
i would like to know what goes on in Ronnie Radke’s head just a little
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fucking the reply guy for replies
August 8, 2023 at 3:52 PM
fucking the reply guy for replies
party peas party peas party peas
August 8, 2023 at 6:15 PM
party peas party peas party peas
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folks, we finally found a viable replacement for twitter.
August 4, 2023 at 9:05 PM
folks, we finally found a viable replacement for twitter.
Elf cosmetics is doing everything lately 🤝💄
August 4, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Elf cosmetics is doing everything lately 🤝💄
Plastic Therapy by Faouzia is Hot Girl therapy
August 4, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Plastic Therapy by Faouzia is Hot Girl therapy
and the song I’ve been waiting on for a month dropped today 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
August 4, 2023 at 9:04 PM
and the song I’ve been waiting on for a month dropped today 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️