Bacon Praline
@baconpraline.bsky.social
He/Him
Ye who walk the pat of bacon shall be dinner blessed.
Ye who walk the pat of bacon shall be dinner blessed.
Ever had two songs stuck in your head then they just merg? I've now been listening to the quantum leap perfect strangers mash up all day
October 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ever had two songs stuck in your head then they just merg? I've now been listening to the quantum leap perfect strangers mash up all day
Hobbled in bed with injury, decided to watch Misery. Those were some bitter laughs from me
October 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hobbled in bed with injury, decided to watch Misery. Those were some bitter laughs from me
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
The dog days are over, the dog days are done
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The dog days are over, the dog days are done
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump
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We don't advocate for violence, but there will be no tears shed for this brutal act of irony.
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
We don't advocate for violence, but there will be no tears shed for this brutal act of irony.
@thejewker.bsky.social Rocks > Black beard
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
@thejewker.bsky.social Rocks > Black beard
@michellefranklin.bsky.social I had the first cool front of the season! The dog days are over
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@michellefranklin.bsky.social I had the first cool front of the season! The dog days are over
AJ Lee has more abs than I have brain cells
September 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
AJ Lee has more abs than I have brain cells
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
theonion.com
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
@michellefranklin.bsky.social Michelle help I'm in a heatwave but craving hot soup
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@michellefranklin.bsky.social Michelle help I'm in a heatwave but craving hot soup
Man, its 95 degrees in my apt. Why dont apartment windows open? I hate summer
July 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Man, its 95 degrees in my apt. Why dont apartment windows open? I hate summer
@michellefranklin.bsky.social my AC is busted send me some of Fuji sans snowy peaks
July 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@michellefranklin.bsky.social my AC is busted send me some of Fuji sans snowy peaks
Oderus Urungus would have thrived in this chaotic world
July 15, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Oderus Urungus would have thrived in this chaotic world
@michellefranklin.bsky.social tell Fuji San to share his snacks with us
July 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@michellefranklin.bsky.social tell Fuji San to share his snacks with us
@michellefranklin.bsky.social saw folks were making poutine shot glasses is that what Canada is all about ?Fried cups of potato to drink bourbon gravy?
July 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
@michellefranklin.bsky.social saw folks were making poutine shot glasses is that what Canada is all about ?Fried cups of potato to drink bourbon gravy?
Finally watched midnight mass, Errin got me teary eyed twice
June 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Finally watched midnight mass, Errin got me teary eyed twice