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Shrum
@therealshrum.bsky.social
Twitch Partner - Retro & Variety |
ADVANCEDgg Partner |
PHP Developer looking for a job |
Pro Photographer |
Actor - Stage / Film / VO |
Business contact: shrum.business@gmail.com
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Open to any backend software jobs.

I have work experience in PHP, personal experience in Java and C#, and a class or two in Python; I'm willing to learn anything. I have 5 years of team lead experience and a love of mentoring.

I guarantee I will improve any team that I'm on. Just need a shot.
Stream quote 238: "Nobody is louder and wronger than a middle-aged white man." - Shrum 4/22/25
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I say it every year, I'm so lucky to have friends that hang out and are apart of this tradition. Helps make the holidays a little less cold and a little more cheerful.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
8th annual watching of movies shall commence now in my discord movie channel

Star Wars Holiday Special
Die Hard
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

join us
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🎄🍒 NEW HOLIDAY FLAVOR — CRANBERRY LIME FOCUS 🍋🎄

Cranberry Lime Focus delivers a bright, tart cranberry flavor with a crisp citrus finish for smooth focus, without jitters or crashes. Perfect for busy holiday streams and long days.

Go here: advanced.gg/products/cra... and use HOLIDAY20 at checkout!
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
You'll be bantha poodoo!
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 19d
Galactic Racer is a runs-based racing game set in the lawless Outer Rim region of the Star Wars universe.

Watch #TheGameAwards trailer:
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Shotgun Mario 64 romhack, Cool Cool Mountain, and a baby penguin, what do you think happens?

#retroachievements #twitchpartner #supermario64 #mariobros #blinker
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Shrum
where is that “model of healthy masculinity” prompt when i need it
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Curiouser and curiouser

Special thank you to @taskmaster.tv for putting everything on YouTube for us traitorous colonials.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The Four Janets of the Apocalypse
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you lurked, liked, chatted, channel pointed, subbed, or hung out, thank you. THANK YOU!

I've been blessed beyond measure for the last 8 years, and I wish I could express my gratitude in a more eloquent way 😊

À la prochaine fois mes chers amis
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Thank you for helping me get back into the plus program 🥺 While I’m still looking for work (hi! PHP dev here!) it helps to have a little extra slice of the pie, especially around the holidays.

Unless it’s pumpkin. Gross.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.

Journey
Linkin Park
The Midnight
Beast in Black
Hootie and The Blowfish

Hard to pick 5, I've been lucky to see a lot of bands over the years.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to. (Only 4 but I've seen TSO SO many times)

Trans Siberian Orchestra
Apocalyptica
Billy Talent
The Wiggles
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to

The Weeknd
Lady Gaga
Anamanaguchi
Depeche Mode
Rihanna
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This sold out 😱

They added more, so if you missed it, try again and THANK YOU! Je suis comblé 😳😊

advanced.gg/pages/partne...
I'm grinning like an idiot; this is a dream come true!

Very excited to announce that, in addition to a custom shaker, I have a custom labeled flavor with Advanced :D

Grab one of my favorite flavors, Raspberry Lemonade, and use code SHRUM at checkout to save a little :D

advanced.gg/pages/partne...
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Now!
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Co-stream with @cococonfession.bsky.social of one of my new favorite games, Absolum from @dotemu.bsky.social

Absolum is a delightful roguelite beat'em up, recently nominated for Best Independent Game, and worth every penny.

There will be no shenanigans, guaranteed.

Sunday, Nov 23rd @ 5p PT
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Shrum
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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If you're trying to convince your friends to spend time on Bluesky rather than X, maybe show them this. X is not "the public town square" or about "free speech." It's "just what Elon Musk wants you to see." If you see stuff he doesn't like he'll step in to make sure you don't see it for long.
If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Look, I've fucked up a lot in my life and made some really bad choices, but hot damn, I've never been on the wrong side of a 427 to 1 vote.
November 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Could not love this game more, absolute cracker and my GOTY
We are so excited to have been nominated for 🏆Best Independent Game and 🏆 Best Debut Indie Game at @thegameawards.com!

You can vote for these and all other categories at: thegameawards.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Earthbound was a lot of fun on a first playthrough, so why not follow that up with another first playthrough starting now.

Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete

twitch dot tv slash shrum
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Shrum
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm grinning like an idiot; this is a dream come true!

Very excited to announce that, in addition to a custom shaker, I have a custom labeled flavor with Advanced :D

Grab one of my favorite flavors, Raspberry Lemonade, and use code SHRUM at checkout to save a little :D

advanced.gg/pages/partne...
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Thanks to @frostytools.bsky.social Chat Quiz for the most cursed usernames | #shrum on #Twitch

www.twitch.tv/shrum/clip/W...
Shrum - The highly cursed username
Watch Shrum's clip titled
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November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Shrum
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM