Thicklikebaconbe
baconfish.bsky.social
Thicklikebaconbe
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold"

Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I just saw thee most amazing band at this work event for my husband. Twice On Sunday is so good. I *NEED* to see them again. If you have an event and they are there, please, please invite me; I'm pretty fucking fun. My dear husband had to practically drag me away
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I don't do dishes. I've made that quite clear.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
NO ONE IS GIVING THEIR EDIBLES TO KIDS FOR HALLOWEEN. THAT SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN PERPETUATING THIS LIE FOR DECADES. Please stop.
Police are warning parents to carefully check their kids’ Halloween candy because some fake treats look like real candy but contain THC or hallucinogenic mushrooms. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Degradation kink
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This Garbage Pail Kid looking bitch is making health policy and has no fucking clue what the placenta does or what it actually is for that matter. WHERE IS THAT FUCKING METEOR?!?!?!
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trying to share a laugh about that orange fuck and his cronies being described as the 'Garbage Pail Kids Administration' with my husband and I am reminded that I am 8 yrs older. *finishes skincare routine*
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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If anyone is looking for positives, this National Guard and ICE bullshit is activating my otherwise politically indifferent friends. Good news is 2026 could be a bigger wave than 2018. Bad news is efforts to suppress the vote will be stronger. Stay informed and vigilant.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨

Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
No Cats In The Library 🐱📚 | Reading Rainbow 📖 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko​
YouTube video by Kidzuko
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I am so here for this messy shit. To quote Cardi “When they go low, we go to hell 😂
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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41 years ago today, President Reagan vetoed sanctions against apartheid state South Africa; because it did not bother him.
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Wolf's baseball team is participating in a Halloween tourney. They want some help with face painting for the boys. I have zero artistic abilities when it comes to that. They also want decor in the dugout. My Halloween aesthetic is not for everyone.
September 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Sitting in a KU bar wearing KU clothes and a gentleman asked me about Dave Matthews. I don't think @misspiggy.bsky.social would love that.
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It makes me so happy 😊
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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This story is not getting the attention it deserves in fact it should be so shocking that it took over the CK story at this point.

However, you would be hard pressed to find more than a couple people who even know what happened
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Once more, for clarity:

Fuck Donald Trump
September 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM