Thicklikebaconbe
baconfish.bsky.social
Thicklikebaconbe
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold"

Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Someone stopped me and said I looked like a (likely minor) celebrity, but couldn't name said person. What do you think?

I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is Hermann and he's our newest. He's pretty chill, kinda like us.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
August 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
2 years ago today we came home with my favorite little menace. Happy gotcha day to Medusa!
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That may be a lighting thing.
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's my best girl's birthday. Her gotcha day isn't far away and we'll celebrate that too.
July 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is her way of letting us know she wants to go outside.
July 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm certain to be hit in the face with a baseball exiting at 150mph.
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The wind is very flattering in this heat.
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The reading nook (not added previously) is my favorite.
June 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm pretty proud of how our space is coming together.

Note: we don't yuck others yums. And as a wise man said: if you take there, I'll take it further. In short, be kind or stfu and move along. 🫶🏽
June 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Never thought I could pull off the bolo, but here I am.
May 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Medusa is with me, too, in her kennel, of course.
March 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
1st patio beer in our new home. Feels good.
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have the most from this artist. I'm obsessed. No dye is used to get those colors. I'm obsessed.
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If you know me, you know I love earrings. Here's my latest acquisition 🤗
March 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The purple sparkly ones are just as amazing!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM