Thicklikebaconbe
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold"
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Someone stopped me and said I looked like a (likely minor) celebrity, but couldn't name said person. What do you think?
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Someone stopped me and said I looked like a (likely minor) celebrity, but couldn't name said person. What do you think?
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
This is Hermann and he's our newest. He's pretty chill, kinda like us.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is Hermann and he's our newest. He's pretty chill, kinda like us.
2 years ago today we came home with my favorite little menace. Happy gotcha day to Medusa!
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
2 years ago today we came home with my favorite little menace. Happy gotcha day to Medusa!
That may be a lighting thing.
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That may be a lighting thing.
It's my best girl's birthday. Her gotcha day isn't far away and we'll celebrate that too.
July 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It's my best girl's birthday. Her gotcha day isn't far away and we'll celebrate that too.
This is her way of letting us know she wants to go outside.
July 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is her way of letting us know she wants to go outside.
I'm certain to be hit in the face with a baseball exiting at 150mph.
June 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm certain to be hit in the face with a baseball exiting at 150mph.
The wind is very flattering in this heat.
June 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The wind is very flattering in this heat.
The reading nook (not added previously) is my favorite.
June 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The reading nook (not added previously) is my favorite.
I'm pretty proud of how our space is coming together.
Note: we don't yuck others yums. And as a wise man said: if you take there, I'll take it further. In short, be kind or stfu and move along. 🫶🏽
Note: we don't yuck others yums. And as a wise man said: if you take there, I'll take it further. In short, be kind or stfu and move along. 🫶🏽
June 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm pretty proud of how our space is coming together.
Note: we don't yuck others yums. And as a wise man said: if you take there, I'll take it further. In short, be kind or stfu and move along. 🫶🏽
Note: we don't yuck others yums. And as a wise man said: if you take there, I'll take it further. In short, be kind or stfu and move along. 🫶🏽
Never thought I could pull off the bolo, but here I am.
May 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Never thought I could pull off the bolo, but here I am.
Medusa is with me, too, in her kennel, of course.
March 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Medusa is with me, too, in her kennel, of course.
1st patio beer in our new home. Feels good.
March 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
1st patio beer in our new home. Feels good.
I have the most from this artist. I'm obsessed. No dye is used to get those colors. I'm obsessed.
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I have the most from this artist. I'm obsessed. No dye is used to get those colors. I'm obsessed.
If you know me, you know I love earrings. Here's my latest acquisition 🤗
March 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you know me, you know I love earrings. Here's my latest acquisition 🤗
The purple sparkly ones are just as amazing!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The purple sparkly ones are just as amazing!!!!