baconator.bsky.social
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5/x save some for freezing, some more for leftovers.

Lots of room for minor adjustments. sautee a shredded carrot in? cool. Dash of white wine for acidity? great. more tomatoes to do a more tomatoe-y version also works. Or less tomatoes! Really depends on things on hand, your tastes, etc.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
4/x Taste and reseason, remembering there's more to come. stir in 1c cream. Goes from mild red to bright orange here usually. Let it sit for a couple minutes, stir, taste and season again as needed. I leave it on the stove on low (which is like 150-160 for mine) until after dinner and then...
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
3/x simmering range, remove skins of peppers/tomatoes, add to pot (and some of the juicy run off! it's flavorific). stir, simmer for a couple minutes, add a pinch or two s/p, 1tsp smoked paprika, stir. Let things calm down, then immersion blend til you reach desired consistency of stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
2/x 400-425, depends on your oven, 40-45 minutes, flip after 25 min. Large pot on stove, melt 1tbs butter, add 1tbs olive oil, get frothy, add onions and garlic and sautee a lil' bit, add 4c veggie stock (stock is supposed to be unsalted. Broth has salt). Bring to a boil, reduce to...
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
6-8 red peppers, core/deseed, lay flat skin side up, 6-8 cloves of garlic (i mean...your heart tells you how much garlic, amirite?), one large yellow or sweet onion, sliced into 3/4" or less slices(want more sweet? less?), two ripe tomatoes, cut in half, skin side up, roast in oven (pt1
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Onion soup coming up this week. Any other requests?
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It was sooo good. The smoked paprika, the toasty toasty bits, the subtle sweet note, sigh. I love red pepper bisques.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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From a while back but... evergreen
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
so he's volunteering to be hung in public. Interesting.
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Call them both out next time, then.
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
30 PERFECT MINUTES OF SILENCE WITH OCCASIONAL SHORT NODS.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Adult Swim: In my satirical infomercial I invented the Smart Pipe as a cautionary tale.

Kohler: At long last, we have created the Smart Pipe from classic infomercial Don't Create The Smart Pipe
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Oh wow who could’ve imagined?

(Adult Swim 12 years ago, that’s who)

youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?...
Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM