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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
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add her face to rushmore
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
add her face to rushmore
In hindsight, the four pepper jack cheese was not the right choice.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In hindsight, the four pepper jack cheese was not the right choice.
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
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keep calm and destroy fascism.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
keep calm and destroy fascism.
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Adult Swim: In my satirical infomercial I invented the Smart Pipe as a cautionary tale.
Kohler: At long last, we have created the Smart Pipe from classic infomercial Don't Create The Smart Pipe
Kohler: At long last, we have created the Smart Pipe from classic infomercial Don't Create The Smart Pipe
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adult Swim: In my satirical infomercial I invented the Smart Pipe as a cautionary tale.
Kohler: At long last, we have created the Smart Pipe from classic infomercial Don't Create The Smart Pipe
Kohler: At long last, we have created the Smart Pipe from classic infomercial Don't Create The Smart Pipe
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Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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announcing public API access to my ass
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
announcing public API access to my ass
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"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted” - /var/log/simon
Claimed end-to-end privacy doesn’t fully conceal your rear-end data
varlogsimon.leaflet.pub
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Merriam-Webster, wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Merriam-Webster, wrapped.
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December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Oh no! RIP Claude!
www.calacademy.org/press/releas...
www.calacademy.org/press/releas...
Claude the Albino Alligator Passes Away at Age 30
Beloved Academy icon will be dearly missed.
www.calacademy.org
December 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh no! RIP Claude!
www.calacademy.org/press/releas...
www.calacademy.org/press/releas...
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This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
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Throw the Bums Out is a rallying cry most of America could get behind.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Throw the Bums Out is a rallying cry most of America could get behind.
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i have done work in health software + ml - that reactionary moral panic on social media is not going to stop innovation in healthcare tech, the government ending funding of research and trials will
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i have done work in health software + ml - that reactionary moral panic on social media is not going to stop innovation in healthcare tech, the government ending funding of research and trials will
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this spread looks like what keenan ivory waynes would have made up for a sketch called “white thanksgiving”
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this spread looks like what keenan ivory waynes would have made up for a sketch called “white thanksgiving”
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the time has come
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the time has come
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in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/