Ash, Like the Pokemon
@backthatashup.bsky.social
enthusiastic reader of books | ADHD is my superpower | perimenopausal witch | occasional baker | muscle mommy in training | they/them cutie
All that hope from last week, wiped out by these people:
Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill.
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Sen. John Fetterman of Penn.
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH
Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH
Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill.
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Sen. John Fetterman of Penn.
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH
Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
All that hope from last week, wiped out by these people:
Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill.
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Sen. John Fetterman of Penn.
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH
Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH
Sen. Dick Durbin of Ill.
Sen. Angus King of Maine
Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto of Nevada
Sen. Jacky Rosen of Nevada
Sen. John Fetterman of Penn.
Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen of NH
Sen. Maggie Hassan of NH
Something weird is happening. There's an electric feeling that starts in my stomach, travels up to my chest, and out into my arms. My toes are tingling, like my feet want to MOVE. The corners of my mouth are turned up involuntarily. I feel awake, VERY AWAKE.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Something weird is happening. There's an electric feeling that starts in my stomach, travels up to my chest, and out into my arms. My toes are tingling, like my feet want to MOVE. The corners of my mouth are turned up involuntarily. I feel awake, VERY AWAKE.
Lingering trauma from years of on-again, off-again medication due to the complexities of insurance: even though I'm currently medicated for ADHD and thriving, I keep expecting it to be ripped away at any minute.
October 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Lingering trauma from years of on-again, off-again medication due to the complexities of insurance: even though I'm currently medicated for ADHD and thriving, I keep expecting it to be ripped away at any minute.
A personal thank you to Joe Flacco for joining the Bengals and securing me my first Fantasy win of the season, and he's not even in my lineup. Keep passing that pall to Chase and Brown.
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
A personal thank you to Joe Flacco for joining the Bengals and securing me my first Fantasy win of the season, and he's not even in my lineup. Keep passing that pall to Chase and Brown.
I Had Flawless Skin And Then I Turned 41: A Memoir About Perimenopause
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I Had Flawless Skin And Then I Turned 41: A Memoir About Perimenopause
Trivia picture round last night was about programming language.
Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Trivia picture round last night was about programming language.
Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
Host tired telling us 4 was Swift but we all know it's Basic.
Fuck Butker
But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.
But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fuck Butker
But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.
But also I'm taking this as a sign that God also hates Butker.
Trying to turn off my brain with LIB and this season is the WORST. Truly awful casting and I'm only on episode 4.
Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.
Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.
October 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trying to turn off my brain with LIB and this season is the WORST. Truly awful casting and I'm only on episode 4.
Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.
Like, I want to talk to the manager, bad.
Happy to report that I got engaged during my trip to Europe. I will now refer to Josh only as my ✨ financé ✨
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy to report that I got engaged during my trip to Europe. I will now refer to Josh only as my ✨ financé ✨
I'd like to thank my bench for consistently outscoring my lineup week after week.
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'd like to thank my bench for consistently outscoring my lineup week after week.
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HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
September 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
Chiefs, Jets, my Fantasy team
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September 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chiefs, Jets, my Fantasy team
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"we don't want the algorithm and data to be in the hands of the CCP"
Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?
Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?
September 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"we don't want the algorithm and data to be in the hands of the CCP"
Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?
Okay but your alternative is it to be in the hands of a fascist government?
I'd like to apologize to Bengals fans everywhere. I think this is my fault for going with a Burrow/Chase stack. And for threatening to buy a Bengals jersey if Burrow helped me win my league this season.
I knew my fantasy season was screwed when Yahoo rated my team an A+
September 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I'd like to apologize to Bengals fans everywhere. I think this is my fault for going with a Burrow/Chase stack. And for threatening to buy a Bengals jersey if Burrow helped me win my league this season.
I knew my fantasy season was screwed when Yahoo rated my team an A+
September 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I knew my fantasy season was screwed when Yahoo rated my team an A+
Upon further review of this game I would like to apply to be the head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Someone explain to me why Jacksonville would call timeouts to help Bengals clock stop. Did they forget how much a touchdown is worth?
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Upon further review of this game I would like to apply to be the head coach for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
The play for the Chiefs this season should just be to keep everyone off of Mahomes and let him run the ball himself.
September 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The play for the Chiefs this season should just be to keep everyone off of Mahomes and let him run the ball himself.
Someone explain to me why Jacksonville would call timeouts to help Bengals clock stop. Did they forget how much a touchdown is worth?
September 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Someone explain to me why Jacksonville would call timeouts to help Bengals clock stop. Did they forget how much a touchdown is worth?
love to hit 'em with the
2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".
2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
love to hit 'em with the
2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".
2 Corinthians 11:14-15: "And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve".
fun thought experiment for your FB friends right now
ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity
watch them squirm
ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity
watch them squirm
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
fun thought experiment for your FB friends right now
ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity
watch them squirm
ask them to identify the line where someone's death is considered a loss for humanity versus a boon for humanity
watch them squirm
Damn you'd think Charlie Kirk is Archduke Franz Ferdinand the way even moderately left leaning news is reporting on this. Where was this condemnation when an actual seated politician was assassinated earlier this year?
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Damn you'd think Charlie Kirk is Archduke Franz Ferdinand the way even moderately left leaning news is reporting on this. Where was this condemnation when an actual seated politician was assassinated earlier this year?
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If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If I were editing a column about Charlie Kirk’s political genius, I would tell the writer he needed to quote Kirk’s actual political beliefs. If the writer responded that doing so would weaken or distract from his argument, it’d be a pretty good sign that the column was not ready for prime time.
what a tragedy...
that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle
that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle
September 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
what a tragedy...
that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle
that the epstein files have been knocked out of the newscycle
"violence isn't the answer!" they shout at us as they beat us into silence and subjugation.
September 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"violence isn't the answer!" they shout at us as they beat us into silence and subjugation.
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I knew witchcraft had to be the answer for 2025.
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I knew witchcraft had to be the answer for 2025.