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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
ive gotten back into bonsai youtube and i wish i could remember which guy this was
heart breaking; bonsai guy i follow on youtube has on a thin blue line hat in his latest vid
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ive gotten back into bonsai youtube and i wish i could remember which guy this was
everyone is loving canadian yaoi rn but have they studied the ancient texts
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
everyone is loving canadian yaoi rn but have they studied the ancient texts
saw one of these for the 1st time irl on halloween in boystown and it pissed me off so bad bc there were already 10,000 people trying to squeeze past each other and now here's a fuck ass robot named jason in the middle of the sidewalk
finally saw one of those fuckass food delivery robots and went “man fuck you” before i realized that i was a) talking b) to a robot
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
saw one of these for the 1st time irl on halloween in boystown and it pissed me off so bad bc there were already 10,000 people trying to squeeze past each other and now here's a fuck ass robot named jason in the middle of the sidewalk
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Happy IKEA monkey day for those that celebrate
December 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy IKEA monkey day for those that celebrate
hearing another one of these careen into the wall and then finding it amongst my jewelry may just be why i lose it for good
January 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hearing another one of these careen into the wall and then finding it amongst my jewelry may just be why i lose it for good
why didn’t anyone tell me the wicker man was a musical
January 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
why didn’t anyone tell me the wicker man was a musical
im in a place of rewatching ghost whisperer and i really wanna know the behind the scenes cast politics of the storyline about her husband dying but the same actor playing his reincarnated self
November 15, 2024 at 2:34 AM
im in a place of rewatching ghost whisperer and i really wanna know the behind the scenes cast politics of the storyline about her husband dying but the same actor playing his reincarnated self
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occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
October 1, 2023 at 10:12 AM
occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
Everyone’s belly up to the bar in honor of Jimmy Buffet
September 2, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Everyone’s belly up to the bar in honor of Jimmy Buffet
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i should not have to exist among the children of men... i should be allowed to skim above the waters of a cranberry bog like some acromegalic spider
August 24, 2023 at 8:59 PM
i should not have to exist among the children of men... i should be allowed to skim above the waters of a cranberry bog like some acromegalic spider
You would simply not believe the amount of sweat I daubed off my lower back moments before taking this picture
August 19, 2023 at 9:35 PM
You would simply not believe the amount of sweat I daubed off my lower back moments before taking this picture
Oyster crabs! Crabs in my oysters!
August 19, 2023 at 2:49 AM
Oyster crabs! Crabs in my oysters!
The house these flowers belong to has a gorgeous stone edged lily pond just beyond the fence line and I trail my fingers enviously whenever I go past
August 16, 2023 at 12:20 AM
The house these flowers belong to has a gorgeous stone edged lily pond just beyond the fence line and I trail my fingers enviously whenever I go past
almost crashed my car slamming on the brakes to not hit a stag crossing the road, en route to go meet up with 3 other stags convening in a cemetery at dusk
-what does it all mean
-what does it all mean
August 7, 2023 at 2:37 AM
almost crashed my car slamming on the brakes to not hit a stag crossing the road, en route to go meet up with 3 other stags convening in a cemetery at dusk
-what does it all mean
-what does it all mean
what a night to get unbelievably high and stare at the NYT crossword for two hours
August 6, 2023 at 2:33 AM
what a night to get unbelievably high and stare at the NYT crossword for two hours
heart breaking; bonsai guy i follow on youtube has on a thin blue line hat in his latest vid
August 4, 2023 at 9:31 PM
heart breaking; bonsai guy i follow on youtube has on a thin blue line hat in his latest vid
customer spewing a litany of "jesus loves you" and "god is good" after coming in 2 minutes before close and forcing me to stay open half an hour late - i will crucify that man anew as recompense for these sins you have committed against me in his name
August 3, 2023 at 1:53 AM
customer spewing a litany of "jesus loves you" and "god is good" after coming in 2 minutes before close and forcing me to stay open half an hour late - i will crucify that man anew as recompense for these sins you have committed against me in his name
That lady is a bad boss who enabled a toxic work environment but seeing people with their body weight in their bios tweet about how “they always knew” something was up with her and that’s why they’ve always hated her no other reason
August 2, 2023 at 6:29 PM
That lady is a bad boss who enabled a toxic work environment but seeing people with their body weight in their bios tweet about how “they always knew” something was up with her and that’s why they’ve always hated her no other reason
got a pornstar martini mostly as a bit the other night but upon further reflection I think it is actually my new favorite drink
August 1, 2023 at 2:22 PM
got a pornstar martini mostly as a bit the other night but upon further reflection I think it is actually my new favorite drink
They should invent a new Olympic medal in running to catch your train in pouring rain while also wearing Birkenstocks
July 29, 2023 at 4:43 AM
They should invent a new Olympic medal in running to catch your train in pouring rain while also wearing Birkenstocks
oppenheimer delved into a formidable quandary- what if scientists were fuckable
July 27, 2023 at 9:51 PM
oppenheimer delved into a formidable quandary- what if scientists were fuckable
I’m gonna be so honest I don’t care much about the UFO hearings unless they’re gonna announce they’ve discovered fuckable Klingon types
July 26, 2023 at 6:04 PM
I’m gonna be so honest I don’t care much about the UFO hearings unless they’re gonna announce they’ve discovered fuckable Klingon types